In a case of serendipity, alleged robber accidentally shot his accomplice

Well this guy obviously didn't take an NRA gun safety course after he and his accomplice targeted four tourists in Los Angeles and he shot his buddy while unloading the loot from a vehicle

Idiots Artiz Alvarez, 20, and Chanz Lee Yarbrough, 21, both of Los Angeles, face multiple charges in connection with the April 20 home invasion, the Los Angeles Police Department said.

Prior to the incident, the four male tourists [we know they were all males due to their XY chromosomes, adam's apples, and junk] were visiting from Northern California and had gotten to their Airbnb from a restaurant. Just as they exited their vehicle at 12:45 a.m., three suspects approached them and held them up at gunpoint.

Two of the suspects had handguns and the third a scary assault rifle, police said. One victim was pistol-whipped and they were all forced to go inside the Airbnb and told to get on the floor as the suspects ransacked the place.

They stole $75,000 worth of belongings including an expensive watch, Mercedes key fob, phones, designer clothing, and currency, police said. Based on the merchandise these men took, the level of sophistication of the victims, and the fact that these were four guys from California, it's a good bet the victims were Liza Minnelli and Richard Simmons fans.

At around 1:15 a.m., a shooting occurred and when the cops responded, they found a trail of blood on the sidewalk leading to an apartment door. The SWAT team was called in and entered the empty apartment.

A search warrant was issued for the unit and investigators found many of the stolen items from the earlier Airbnb robbery. It turns out, the apartment was rented by one of the turds who allegedly robbed the men. They also found three guns, two semi-automatic handguns, and an "AR Pistol," according to a police press release.

At 2:15 a.m. that same day, Yarbrough, not the sharpest bear on the Christmas tree, went to a hospital with a gunshot wound to his left leg. He told the cops that he was shot by someone while in Hollywood. It didn't take long for detectives to determine that he was the moron who was shot by his co-moron as they were unloading their haul.

After the shooting, the three stooges took the stolen items into the apartment and took Yarbrough to a hospital. Alvarez was arrested on April 25 in connection to the robbery and is charged with four counts of kidnap for robbery and assault with a deadly weapon. He was also charged on one count of being an ex-convict with a gun. 

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At the time of the crime, Alvarez was out on bond for a different robbery, but in California, that's the way it goes. Yarbrough is charged with four counts each of kidnap for robbery and assault with a deadly weapon.

The geniuses are each being held on $4 million bail. The third suspect has not been identified except to say that if Obama had a son, he would look like him.

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