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Former NFL slave, multi millionaire, cop-hating, kneeling for the national anthem scumwafer, Colin Kaepernick, wants to become a slave once again, because the first time he didn't suck enough. I know that may sound harsh but he deserves every word of it.
Kaepernick will once again participate in a throwing a football job interview with the University of Michigan's spring game. He thanked the team for making him "honorary captain," while others have a less flattering opinion of the guy who wore "pig" socks depicting America's law enforcement as such.
The suck-worthy Kaepernick last played in the NFL in 2016, when men were men and women were women. The NFL Network reported that the floundering QB will be throwing a football to draft-eligible players at halftime and NFL team personnel will view his performance.
In March, Kaepernick said he's still "hopeful" to get the chance to be enslaved to an NFL team and, for the second time after he was out of football, will try to throw a football to prove that he doesn't suck like last time. He said the recently spoke with Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll and GM John Schneider. If they enslave him to the team, he hopes to lead them to get off his knee and lead them on the gridiron.
The suck-worthy Kaepernick last played in the NFL in 2016, when men were men and women were women. The NFL Network reported that the floundering QB will be throwing a football to draft-eligible players at halftime and NFL team personnel will view his performance.
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In March, Kaepernick said he's still "hopeful" to get the chance to be enslaved to an NFL team and, for the second time after he was out of football, will try to throw a football to prove that he doesn't suck like last time. He said the recently spoke with Seattle Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll and GM John Schneider. If they enslave him to the team, he hopes to lead them to get off his knee and lead them on the gridiron.
Hopefully Kaepernick gets what he deserves, not what he wants.
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