Wednesday, December 29, 2021

KFC proves they use real chicken



Next time you find yourself in Twickenham, England, and you're in the mood for some finger lickin' good chicken, head on over to the KFC [Kinda Funky Chicken] and have yourself a treat. 

A woman who only goes by the name Gabrielle, alleged that she  “found a fried chicken head in my hot wings meal. Put me off the rest of my meal, urgh.”

Now why would that put Gabby off? They didn't charge her extra and the bird wasn't about to bite back. 

A photograph on the Instagram account Takeawaytrauma, has displayed similar instances in which customers have gotten more than they expected. 

In spite of this, many on Instagram were horrified that Gabby gave the meal a two-star review. What would a one-star review have to be--a Muffin McFeces on a rat turd bun? The fact that Gabby reviewed the place at all tells us there's something wrong with Instagram.

KFC told England’s The Sun Online: “We were genuinely surprised by this photo. Since Gabrielle got in touch, we’ve been looking into how it happened.”

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Here's how it probably happened: some chicken chopper thought it would be epic to include the head in the meal and see where the chips would fall. Maybe (s)he was about to be fired from his/her job, or maybe (s)he was about to quit. But that's not a good way to get a head.

“Put simply, we serve real chicken — and we’re proud of that — but this has clearly slipped through the strict processes and checks in place with our suppliers, partners and teams, who freshly prepare everything in our restaurants. It’s true that even the best laid plans can on rare occasions go awry. And this is an incredibly rare one.”

KFC also offered Gabrielle free KFC which is absolutely the very least they could have done.

By G-d, there will always be an England!


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