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Hunter Biden has decided to use straws in reverse, so instead of putting it to his nose and sniffing in the white powder he knows and loves, he puts the straw to his mouth and blows paint onto canvas. And due to the fact that he is the drug-addled son of our brain-addled president, Hunter is able to fetch hundreds of thousands of dollar from "anonymous" buyers of influence than your average junior high school artist.
[H/T Fox News]
Rep. James Comer (R-KY) is the ranking member of the House Oversight Committee and has never reportedly performed in any porn flicks. Fox News obtained a letter he wrote to Hunter's New York City art dealer, Georges Berges as the president's younger son plans to cash in millions of dollars for his colorful art, or what most call crap.
Berges had previously admitted that he would like to be the art world's "lead guy in China," the communist country that has lined the Bidens' pockets with more yen than you could shake a chopstick at.
"As you are undoubtedly aware, the president’s son selling artwork has generated numerous questions surrounding the ethics and propriety of such actions," Comer's letter stated, graciously omitting scare quotes around the word "artwork."
Comer wrote that the White House's ethics deal with Berges to keep Hunter’s buyers anonymous — even from the so-called artist himself — provides "more obscurity for the buyers of Mr. Biden's compositions."
Comer also blasted the ridiculously high price of the crappy blown paint on canvas that even Hunter knows should come with magnets attached so it can be hung on refrigerators.
"The prices your gallery has set for these pieces by a new, untrained, celebrity artist are unprecedented," the letter reads. "One New York art adviser said such prices are ‘sort of insulting to the art ecosystem, as if anyone could do it.’"
"As you are undoubtedly aware, the president’s son selling artwork has generated numerous questions surrounding the ethics and propriety of such actions," Comer's letter stated, graciously omitting scare quotes around the word "artwork."
Comer wrote that the White House's ethics deal with Berges to keep Hunter’s buyers anonymous — even from the so-called artist himself — provides "more obscurity for the buyers of Mr. Biden's compositions."
Comer also blasted the ridiculously high price of the crappy blown paint on canvas that even Hunter knows should come with magnets attached so it can be hung on refrigerators.
"The prices your gallery has set for these pieces by a new, untrained, celebrity artist are unprecedented," the letter reads. "One New York art adviser said such prices are ‘sort of insulting to the art ecosystem, as if anyone could do it.’"
Even a monkey on crack.
Berges has priced the paintings from $75,000 to $500,000, which can buy Hunter enough prostitutes to put a Pasha in the hospital and enough crack cocaine to fill his Christmas stocking for five years.
Comer also went after Hunter Biden for waving off critics of his art dealings, writing to Berges that, given Hunter Biden’s "previous roles as lawyer, lobbyist, and ill-defined executive for an international fossil fuel corporation, the latest chapter in—as you describe it—his ‘heroic journey’ is subject to skepticism."
Comer also went after Hunter Biden for waving off critics of his art dealings, writing to Berges that, given Hunter Biden’s "previous roles as lawyer, lobbyist, and ill-defined executive for an international fossil fuel corporation, the latest chapter in—as you describe it—his ‘heroic journey’ is subject to skepticism."
"It is the Oversight Committee’s responsibly to scrutinize Mr. Biden’s business activities because he chooses to conduct them in the most murky and corrupt corners of international affairs," Comer wrote.
"Moreover, he has chosen—in the latest iteration of his career—to sell commodities of fluid and opaque value to anonymous benefactors," he continued, pointing out the younger Biden knows his art is much more easily noticed due to his father's [blundering] presidency.
"Moreover, he has chosen—in the latest iteration of his career—to sell commodities of fluid and opaque value to anonymous benefactors," he continued, pointing out the younger Biden knows his art is much more easily noticed due to his father's [blundering] presidency.
Comer concluded in the letter by asking Berges to turn over information to the committee regarding the dealings, including the identities of who bought which pieces of crap and who attended Hunter's "art" shows, from last November to the present, to help the committee "with its investigation of possible undue White House influence."
But you have a better chance of being run over by a Lamborghini Aventador crossing a road after looking both ways, in Montana at noon with good visibility than Berges turning over the goods.
The anonymous sales of Hunter Biden's "artwork" could easily involve America's adversaries in order to buy influence. But hey, it's a living.
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