CNN, MSNBC hail Biden as fastidious note-checker when the going gets tough

Most people would expect the President of the United States to certainly be a little prepared for tough questions, however they know he would never have all the answers. But according to CNN and MSNBC, President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. isn't your everyday, ordinary president. When Joe gets asked a question he goes to the source for a complete response--his handy-dandy 16-point bold Times New Roman notes.

After all, how can anyone, especially the President of the United States, be expected to hold all that information in one brain? This is why Joe Biden is special. He isn't afraid to show the world he did his homework, or at least someone on his staff did it for him.

On Saturday, President Biden was asked whether Russia was behind a recent ransomware attack on a US business. At the time, Biden was shopping in a store in Traverse City, Michigan. When the question was asked, the President went to "Old Reliable" as he likes to refer to the papers in his pocket.

A reporter began to ask Mr. Biden, "With the most recent hack by the Russians, would you say that this means – " and then he was interrupted by the President. The question was in reference to the Miami-based IT software management company Kaseya.

"I'll be in better shape to talk about it – hold on for one second," Biden said, then reached into his jacket, extracted his notes and claimed his jacket just "briefed" him about the hack, but not in those exact words. Unfortunately, even with his crib sheet, he still looked confused and in need of a hug from his doctor wife who might reward him with an ice cream cone--flavor to be later determined.

Some critics on social media attacked Biden's mental decline, using his reliance on notes as an indication of it, but c'mon man, that mental decline is as charming as a box of puppies being held by a sweet little girl whose hair might be targeted by an old man's nose.

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Compromised News Network's (CNN) Brian Stelter, host of "Reliable Anonymous Sources" defended Biden's use of notes. "Hey, I use notes too," Stelter said in that effeminate way he has. "See?" and he held up a sheet with the word "See" on it.

But Geraldo Rivera, a Fox News contributor and a legend in his own mind asked, "Can't we all just get along and give the guy a break?"

In response to the criticism Biden said, "How many of these, um, fresh things, you know, like food but not that, these um, things that . . .  never mind."

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