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| Vladdy is #11 and Unny #1 Those are their hockey nicknames |
Kim, who had never put on a pair of ice skates in his life, donned a pair of roller skates while Putin wore his trusty Bauer Sling-blades, skates that aren't just for skating.
The Russian leader, who was vaccinated against Covid-19 over a month ago, said earlier on Monday that he had tested his levels of protective antibodies, generated by vaccination, the previous day and had seen strong results.
The first period saw Vladdy score 9 goals against Unny, who was in on goal. His generous girth mostly blocked the entire goal opening, but you can always count on the Russians to figure out a way to distract and conquer. This time they used Big Macs and fries, and it worked like a charm.
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| Vladdy had this player shot at the end of Period 2 |
Period two was a bit more controversial as the North Koreans appeared to substitute the official puck with one of their own. Whenever a NoKo player fired a shot on goal, the puck would fake right and dart left. It also had a little red light that flickered, which distracted the goalie, something the fans don't normally get to see. The Koreans scored 19 goals and the Russians only came up with 4 as the period ended.
Period three was a full-out war on ice. The checking was brutal, literally, as both sides sported weapons such as Kalashnikovs and RPGs. By the end of the game, only two players were left standing: Vladdy and Unny.
Being good sports, they shook hands then Vladdy skated to his bench while Unny rolled over to his.
Both men said they had so much fun that they intend to do it again next year.
The final score was Russia 58; North Korea 58.
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