Sunday, May 9, 2021

Obama's dog is dead: family no longer has Bo


Former President Barack Hussein Obama sadly announced the passing away to doggy heaven their beloved critter named Bo, a canine coincidentally with the IQ of Joe Biden. The animal bravely battled cancer tooth and nail but died anyway in spite of Obamacare. 

Barack said his human family "lost a true friend and loyal companion."

"For more than a decade, Bo was a constant, gentle presence in our lives—happy to see us on our good days, our bad days, and everyday in between," Obama said in a post on Twitter accompanied with a photo of him running like a girl, side-by-side with Bo, through the White House, giggling and having fun.

"He tolerated all the fuss that came with being in the White House, had a big bark but no bite, loved to jump in the pool in the summer, was unflappable with children, lived for scraps around the dinner table, and had great hair," Obama said. "He was exactly what we needed and more than we ever expected. We will miss him dearly."

Former first lady cis gender Michelle Obama said in an Instagram post the family "said goodbye to our best friend."

"On the campaign trail in 2008, we promised our daughters that we would get a puppy after the election. At the time, Bo was supposed to be a companion for the girls. We had no idea how much he would mean to all of us," the big-boned Michelle wrote. 

"This past year, with everyone back home during the pandemic, no one was happier than Bo," she said. "All his people were under one roof again—just like the day we got him. I will always be grateful that Bo and the girls got to spend so much time together at the end."

Bo was a Portuguese water dog. In 2013, the Obamas got another dog of the same breed. They named the dog Sunny for its disposition and lack of understanding of its master's push to make the country go all out socialist.

Bo is no longer with us, but let's face it--he had a good run. He had it better than the homeless do in our big Democrat-run cities.


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