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It doesn't take a genius scientist to know that face masks are basically useless for stopping the spread of coronavirus, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't wear one. There are myriad reasons that show how wearing a face mask is a good idea in spite of how it can cause other problems in our society. Below are those reasons and I hope you take them seriously.
1. Doctor Jill Biden recommends it. One of America's most eminent doctors and wife of our Co-President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., Dr. Biden wouldn't be caught dead without her face mask or even a borrowed one when hers is in the laundry. Doctor Anthony Fauci, another doctor not as prominent in the field of doctoring as Dr. Jill Biden, also recommends wearing a mask now, after having recommended not wearing one and admitted he lied to us. But we can believe him now.
2. It has your nose covered. If worn properly and your nose runs, the mask will absorb the mucous and other junk that is excreted from your nostrils. This might be a problem for those folks with huge nostrils like those of Sen. Chuck Schumer, but most people would be able to benefit nasally. Afterwards simply throw the mask out in your kitchen garbage and put on another one.
3. Masks cover a multitude of sins. Unattractive people, such as Sen. Chuck Schumer and Rep. Nancy Pelosi, can hide their imperfections--specifically their face--and make a better public impression on other Democrats.
4. Masks provide a warm and cozy false sense of security. Masks may be as useful as a chicken wire fence as a barrier to pollen in the air, but they help us feel safe. Wear your mask in a Costco men's room and see what I mean. They do little or nothing to keep out microscopic airborne particles but feeling good makes us all feel good.
5. Masks help in the growth of the face mask industry. The face mask industry is slated to be the backbone of the nation in the not so distant future if things continue going the way they are. And what's wrong with that?
6. Like a novel virus, masks make a novel fashion statement. Just look at Rep. Nancy Pelosi--she has a new mask for every dress. Sure, she's been vaccinated against the COVID-19 virus, but that doesn't stop her nor others in her Party. They know that masks may not work against the virus, but they sure as the dickens get us all to fall in line with their agenda.
7. Wearing a mask everywhere you go shows your allegiance to the Democratic Party. They called the GOP science deniers but they were only kidding.
And anyone who goes along with wearing a mask alone, outdoors, is either brain dead or a Democrat--but I repeat myself.
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funny Rob. I really enjoyed it!
ReplyDeleteDo you remember when the Governor of NY was being interviewed by his brother, who kidded about how large his nose was & needed to use larger Q-Tips? So tell me, was it hard to get those little legs apart?