Idiot No. 2 tries "Gorilla Glue Challenge" and is hospitalized

Idiot Number Two from the great state of Louisiana has tried the Gorilla Glue Challenge, and like his predecessor, Tessica Brown, he has come to show the world that no matter how stupid a person can be, there is always another one to make them look less stupid. Not smart, just less stupid than the next person that does a similarly stupid thing.

The man from Louisiana didn't believe that Brown, who put the super adhesive in her hair actually did what she claimed and made a pile of cash on GoFundMe. So Len Martin glued a Solo cup to his lip.

Hahahahaha. Sorry, I couldn't help it. He he he he glued a cup to his lip. What a moron.

The Biloxi Sun Herald reported that Martin took to social media to explain that he was at a hospital and doctors were talking about "cutting the tips of my lips off in surgery."

"Y’all pray for me," he posted, probably hoping the same dolts who sent money to Brown would help him cash in too.

How do you pray to G-d to please remove a Solo cup from the lip of a schmuck? Hahahahaha. Oops, I did it again.

"Take off your hat, you moron"

Brown, another Louisiana genius, went on Communist China's TikTok to display her two brain cells and 24 million bored people saw what she had done to herself. Now she wants to sue Gorilla Glue for not labeling that the product is not suitable for morons who think that, just because they found it in the hardware section, it isn't actually hairspray, 

Hahahahaha . . . .

Brown, who unabashedly referred to herself as "Gorilla Glue girl" on YouTube, alleged that she hadn’t been able to remove the glue since spraying it on her ‘do "about a month" before seeking help at the hospital over the weekend.

"This is not a challenge you want to try," the cretin told other cretins who might do the challenge. 

Martin now plans to try the Tide Pod Challenge.

And they vote.

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