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"Hey, what does this do?" might have been the last words a Taliban bomb making student asked his instructor.
The blast that came next was so powerful the militants couldn't even be identified by their toenails as their remains were scattered hither and thither, all over the place.
At least 30 scumcrumpets were blown to smithereens in the Saturday blast, according to Khaama Press, the Afghan news agency.
The lesson learned: if you're going to learn how to make bombs and improvised explosive devices to kill innocent people, practice with duds.
The fortuitous explosion happened in the village of Qultaq in Dowlatabad district of Balkh province in the northern region of Afghanistan. No innocent people were killed in the blast as 2,160 virgins prepared to go to get married.
The Afghan National Army said in a statement that six foreign nationals were included in the death toll, but the explosion was so huge that they could not be identified from the gory remains.
Khaama Press reported that, sadly, two children were killed by an IED planted by the Taliban in a village in Kunduz province by the crap weasels who died in class.
The Taliban signed a peace treaty with former President Donald Trump in February 2020, signaling the end of the longest war in U.S. history, the Afghanistan War. A month later, U.S. officials said that the Taliban did not intend to abide by the terms in the peace deal, surprising nobody but the naive
The Taliban has promised that the violence would continue in Afghanistan until the U.S. withdrew from the nation, but if you believe that, you might also believe that frogs hate water.
The fortuitous explosion happened in the village of Qultaq in Dowlatabad district of Balkh province in the northern region of Afghanistan. No innocent people were killed in the blast as 2,160 virgins prepared to go to get married.
The Afghan National Army said in a statement that six foreign nationals were included in the death toll, but the explosion was so huge that they could not be identified from the gory remains.
Khaama Press reported that, sadly, two children were killed by an IED planted by the Taliban in a village in Kunduz province by the crap weasels who died in class.
The Taliban signed a peace treaty with former President Donald Trump in February 2020, signaling the end of the longest war in U.S. history, the Afghanistan War. A month later, U.S. officials said that the Taliban did not intend to abide by the terms in the peace deal, surprising nobody but the naive
The Taliban has promised that the violence would continue in Afghanistan until the U.S. withdrew from the nation, but if you believe that, you might also believe that frogs hate water.
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