Eric Swalwell attacks GOP Senators with Chinese proverbs he learned somewhere

Ted Cruz (R-TX) along with about eleven additional Republicans, will join with Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) as well as dozens of House members in objecting the electoral outcome of the presidential election scheduled for January 6.  

It's highly likely that Joe Biden will be sworn in on January 20th, but there is nothing illegal or unusual about the plans these Congress members have, and they have every right to go forward with this plan.

In spite of the fact that Democrats have done exactly the same thing by disputing past elections numerous times, some of them are attacking the GOP members who are initiating the move. 

Eric Swalwell (D-CA) is one such silly guy. You know Swalwell--he's the guy who let 'er rip on live TV.

However, instead of coming out directly against the Republicans involved in the plan, Swalwell has decided to take a different tact--he will be slinging Chinese proverbs in the hope of getting Republicans to reconsider what they plan to do.

The now bearded Senator went on the Comedy News Network and spoke with host Brian Stelter, who is not gay. "A bird does not sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song," Swalwell said as his eyes looked upward at the studio ceiling.

"That is quite profound," Stelter softly responded. "What exactly do you mean?"

"The Republicans, like Donald Trump, refuse to their fate. I'm saying the election outcome is the song and Trump doesn't know the words. But remember, Brian, a needle is not sharp at both ends."

"Wow."

"And talk does not cook the rice," Stalwell strangely added.

"How do you know of such things?" Stelter asked.

"I once knew a beautiful young lady from the Asian continent. She knew of many things and taught them to me. Some of those things have helped me with my marriage, and others have helped me with my campaigns."

"Have Trump supporters attacked you on your anti-Trump rhetoric?" Stelter asked the sage.

"Yes," Swalwell replied, a strange sound emanating from somewhere below the tabletop. "But Brian, only one who can swallow an insult is a man. And remember, even a hare will bite when it is cornered, so I warn them to tread lightly with their insults."

"Again, words of wisdom. Do you think one day that you'll run for Biden's position?"

"Distant water does not put out a nearby fire, Brian. I say, better the cottage where one is merry than the palace where one weeps."

"Well, that's all the time we have, Eric. Thanks for coming."

"And I just want to add, that I owe much of my success to Fang Fang and hope she'll return to work with me and the party some day."

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