Seven dead after drinking hand sanitizer at a party in Russia: media blames Trump

Seven people with incredibly poor judgment have died in Russia at a party that may have run out of vodka and they substituted hand sanitizer. US legacy media blames President Trump for the deaths.

"Had the President not lied to the American people and given them false hope that drinking bleach or shooting light up their butts to kill the virus, these unfortunate souls would still be alive today," Brian Williams of MSNBC ironically said, after jumping out of a helicopter and single-handedly put down a Middle East attack on innocent civilians saving countless lives, he reported.

The group of nine idiots drank the hand sanitizer when the alcohol ran out in Tomtor village in the Tattinsky of Russia's largest region Yakutia on Thursday, local time.

Party cretins drank the product thinking perhaps they could kill two birds with one stone: COVID-19 that may have infiltrated their stomach, and also get their buzz going. 

Instead, the only bird they killed were themselves.

The hand wash is made up of 69 percent methanol, which was sold for use in the pandemic. Russian health officials even warned these low-functioning locals not to drink the antiseptic liquid but they did not listen. 

It's like firecracker warnings from China that say: "Lay on ground; light fuse; retire quickly." Many idiots laid on the ground and lit the fuses, but refused to retire because they liked their jobs. Noses were destroyed, eyelashes gone, hopes and dreams dashed.

A criminal case has been opened in Russia.

The victims were five not very bright men aged 27, 28, 32, 59 and 69 along with a dolt of a woman aged 41. Another person also died, but it’s not known what their age or gender is, but we can assume their IQ was marginal.

Two more vapid individuals remain in a coma in an intensive care ward, which may not be an unusual state of mind for them.

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