Hunter Biden's cretinous password

You don't need to be a computer genius to understand that passwords should be difficult to decipher by outsiders. An average person knows to use letters, caps, lower case, punctuation marks and numbers to keep outsiders at bay.

Luckily for investigators, Hunter Biden is below average. Cracking his password was as easy as cracking a freshly laid egg.

According to a report, Hunter Biden’s infamous abandoned laptop, according to a report, used the password “Hunter02.”

The genius son of genius Joe Biden had a hard drive on his MacBook Pro that's under investigation by the Democratic Party's FBI, so don't hold your breath. Imagine how intelligent one has to be to use such a crappy password and have damning data and photos on your computer which you allegedly brought in for repairs and left it at the shop.

But not to worry, young Hunter. Your dead-in-the-head-dad might become President and all your worries, and his, will be flushed down life's toilet, where they belong.

So, what was on the hard drive--allegedly?

Private emails and phone numbers, including most of the cell phone numbers of former failed President Barack Obama's cabinet as well as other contacts such as Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin of Coldplay, former FBI head Louis Frey, and John Lurch Kerry. 

But that's not all.

Hunter’s own data is also on the drive, according to the report — including personal email exchanges with his father and details of a $21,000 he spent on a “live cam” porn site, the Daily Mail reported.

The material was as vulnerable as a teenage girl on Jeffrey Epstein's island. 

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