New Yorker suspends Jeffrey Toobin for showing his junk on Zoom

Toobin has been exposed.

Honestly, you can't make this stuff up. The New Yorker, a liberal magazine, has suspended ace reporter Jeffrey Toobin due to him exposing his member during a Zoom call last week. The only folks who got to see "Little Jeff" were members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio [who generally only hear about that stuff because, well, it's radio]. 

[H/T Vice]

Toobin said in a statement to Motherboard: “I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and co-workers.”

“I believed I [and my pishy] was not visible on Zoom. I thought no one on the Zoom call could see me. I thought I had muted the Zoom video,” he added, without explaining why he thinks that it's okay to release the chihuahua while on a call, even if people could not see it.

New Yorker spokesperson Natalie Raabe said: “Jeffrey Toobin has been suspended while we investigate the matter.” She plans to investigate the matter personally and in private "to be discreet, if you know what [I] mean."

Toobin’s Conde Nast email has been disabled and he has not tweeted since October 13. He did, however, appear on the Comedy News Network, flag at full mast, as the network’s chief legal analyst, on Saturday. 

CNN did not respond to requests for comment to every sentient reporter who requested one.

FUN FACT: The reason why over 90 percent of all men who give their penis a name is because they don't want a stranger making all their decisions.

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