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The following is based on a true event from Sunday. The satire or snark should be obvious.
In an attempt to steal bread in order to feed their hungry family, peaceful protesters marched through the downtown area looting, damaging property, throwing rocks, bottles and an incendiary device into a police station, in a desperate attempt to find bread.
At least two hungry people were arrested before they could grab a loaf of bread from an Amazon Go building, and one police officer was injured and sent to the hospital because he refused to allow these poor people to feed their hungry families.
Police said Sunday evening the demonstrators had broken out several windows of the East Precinct, then threw a device into the lobby that ignited a small fire, which was later extinguished. There were no injuries reported, police said, and ironically, they confirmed that there was no bread inside the precinct for the hungry mob to steal.
The demonstration started between 2 and 3 p.m. near the intersection of 3rd Avenue and Pine Street. A photo posted on Seattle’s DOT traffic channel showed crowds blocking an intersection, as Black Lives Matter white people questioned drivers, asking if they could spare a loaf of bread as some folks were seen spray painting the building while others frantically broke windows in search of a seedless rye or pumpernickel loaf, but not white bread, which they consider racist.
“Antifa Militants and Black Lives Matter rioters are breaking into Amazon Go Downtown Seattle,” a tweeter named Daviscourt tweeted. “This protest has turned into a riot.”
What a surprise.
Seattle police tweeted shortly before 5 p.m. that the crowd had continued to march on Pike Street from downtown and two people had been arrested outside of the West Precinct.
President Trump was not available for tweeting.
Police said demonstrators had thrown rocks, bottles, and other items at officers and at least one officer had been transported to the hospital.
Seattle cops said demonstrators had gone from Westlake Park to the Municipal Courthouse and then headed back north to the West precinct "leaving behind a trail of property destruction and a curious trail of breadcrumbs."
"These are criminal acts, not peaceful protests," police told bystanders who didn't know the difference between rioting and peaceful protests. The bystanders then began hitting each other over the head with plastic hammers.
Alexandria Obviously-Commie had no comment.
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