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And now, in a surprise appearance on Biden's daily semi-livestream, Sen. Comrade Bernie Sanders (I-socialist-VT, by way of Brooklyn) endorsed the "Banjo Boy" lookalike and presumptive 2020 nominee and pledged to do "awl I can" to help defeat President Donald Trump in November."
In the background as he spoke, the Russian National anthem played softly as Sanders' nipples became hard at the tune.
Speaking in his funny way to the former Veep’s supporters, the commie pledged to take an active role in Biden’s presidential campaign. This comes after he dropped out of the race last week but vowed to remain on the ballot because he's a selfish socialist who wants to screw things up for the Democratic Party of which he is not a member.
We must come together to defeat the most dangerous president in modern history. I'm joining @JoeBiden's livestream with a special announcement. https://t.co/AC3zh3ChX3
— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders)
“We have to make Trump a one-term president and we need you in the White House,” Sanders said. “I will do all that I can to see that that happens, Joe.”
Sanders has never given any example of why he thinks Trump is so dangerous.
“I want to thank you for that,” Biden responded. “It’s a big deal. Your endorsement means a great deal, a great deal to me. What's your name, again? Oh yeah, it's Bernie; I was thinking about something else and lost my train of thought. I like trains. Used to take one to D.C. from Dover all the time. The white cliffs of Dover, man.”
“As you say, ‘not me, us.’ That’s your phrase, pal,” Biden added. “And your supporters and I are going to make the same commitment.”
“I want to thank you for that,” Biden responded. “It’s a big deal. Your endorsement means a great deal, a great deal to me. What's your name, again? Oh yeah, it's Bernie; I was thinking about something else and lost my train of thought. I like trains. Used to take one to D.C. from Dover all the time. The white cliffs of Dover, man.”
“As you say, ‘not me, us.’ That’s your phrase, pal,” Biden added. “And your supporters and I are going to make the same commitment.”
The anthem got a bit louder in Bernie's mind as Joe made the same commitment.
“You’ve been the most powerful voice for a more fair and just America,” Biden finally complimented the Communist who never actually did anything in his life to improve society and never held a real job. In fact, Bernie was once kicked off a commune for not doing his fair share.
“You’ve been the most powerful voice for a more fair and just America,” Biden finally complimented the Communist who never actually did anything in his life to improve society and never held a real job. In fact, Bernie was once kicked off a commune for not doing his fair share.
“You don’t get enough credit, Bernie, for being the voice that asks us to tackle a hard look in the mirror and ask ‘have we done enough?'” [to undo all the damage the U.S. Constitution has done to the American political leaders].
Sanders responded that “it’s no great secret” that the pair do not see eye to eye on a majority of policy issues, but that the two are working together to create six joint policy working groups on the economy, education, criminal justice reform, immigration, climate change, and “the economy” (presumably the sixth will be hashed out in greater detail at a later date because neither one of these idiots know how the economy works).
“It’s no great secret Joe that you and I have our differences, and we are not going to paper them over. That’s real,” Sanders said, referring to how far to the left he leans. “But I hope that these task forces will come together, utilizing the best minds and people in your campaign and in my campaign, to work out real solutions to these very, very important problems.”
Sanders responded that “it’s no great secret” that the pair do not see eye to eye on a majority of policy issues, but that the two are working together to create six joint policy working groups on the economy, education, criminal justice reform, immigration, climate change, and “the economy” (presumably the sixth will be hashed out in greater detail at a later date because neither one of these idiots know how the economy works).
“It’s no great secret Joe that you and I have our differences, and we are not going to paper them over. That’s real,” Sanders said, referring to how far to the left he leans. “But I hope that these task forces will come together, utilizing the best minds and people in your campaign and in my campaign, to work out real solutions to these very, very important problems.”
When it comes to minds, Sanders is out of his, and Joe's has gone on permanent vacation to Yahuppets.
The purpose, Biden added, would be to put Bernie’s plans into action “not just to win but to govern [read: 'dictate']” and to help guide the country through the coronavirus pandemic and any subsequent economic hardships. It will be tough guiding for Joe, however, because he doesn't usually know where he is from one minute to the next.
Democrats likely hope that an early partnership between Biden and Sanders can help bring reticent Sanders supporters into the Democratic Party’s fold. But the chances that the lunatic left is going to vote for a political hack is questionable, although a poll taken in early April indicates that most will. That remains to be seen.
The purpose, Biden added, would be to put Bernie’s plans into action “not just to win but to govern [read: 'dictate']” and to help guide the country through the coronavirus pandemic and any subsequent economic hardships. It will be tough guiding for Joe, however, because he doesn't usually know where he is from one minute to the next.
Democrats likely hope that an early partnership between Biden and Sanders can help bring reticent Sanders supporters into the Democratic Party’s fold. But the chances that the lunatic left is going to vote for a political hack is questionable, although a poll taken in early April indicates that most will. That remains to be seen.
The Democratic Socialists of America say they won’t fall in behind the more “moderate” Democrat, and Rep. Alexandria Obviously-Commie (D-NY), the most prominent leftist in office, says she’s waiting for an overture from Biden’s campaign to appoint her to a position of power in the bloc.
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