Vegan fascist wants people to close their windows when cooking meat: it offends him

Berkeley, California [naturally] -- a person who calls themself a "vegan runner" got back more than he gave on Saturday after he asked neighbors to close their windows when cooking meat because the odors were "overpowering and offensive."

The fascist's rant was posted to @BestNextDoor, which is an account that voices neighborhood drama, and then reported on Fox News. The post showed the vegan runner had asked local residents to only barbeque vegetables because it's "always hard for me this time of year when the weather starts warming up."

So it seems that it's all about his needs, which is to show the world just how hard it is to be a vegan and how much better he is than the evil carnivores.

"Several nights a week I'm out running around dinnertime and when people have their windows open I can smell what they are cooking," the vegan runner said. "I've noticed a sharp uptick recently in smells of folks cooking meat and it can be quite overpowering."

Perhaps he can either run at a different hour or run where there are no houses, such as a park, or perhaps Afghanistan.

"Quite honestly the odor is offensive and I'm hoping our community can have some empathy for its #plantbased neighbors by closing their windows if they are cooking meat and only putting vegetables on their bbq," the entitled a-hole runner added, as if he was speaking for all vegans.

They didn't want to be a stereotype but suggested people should "join the movement" should do some research on why the odor of cooking animals is offensive to virtue signalers.

The post, directed to people in the area as "What's up neighborhood, one love," received backlash on Twitter.

"'I don’t want to be a stereotype' at the end of a multi-paragraph whine about how hard it is being vegan. This is performance art," a user concluded.

"As a carnivore bbq chef, it’s always hard for me this time of year when the weather starts warming up and vegan runners start running by my windows," another said.

"You know what else smells terrible? Runners. Have some respect, exercise indoors with all the windows locked," another wrote.

Another person said they would "roast an entire goat right outside just to spite him."

Some people came to the runners' defense online, agreeing that the smell of barbeque can be overwhelming, as opposed to their body odor, which didn't bother the vegans.

"Try being vegan in Texas. My redneck neighbors over the back fence are hunters, and have two smokers in their backyard. The whole neighborhood is smoky for weeks on end, and my dogs smell like bacon whenever they come in from the backyard," a vegan user responded, obnoxiously referring to anyone different than him or her as a redneck.

"I live in Texas and I eat meat, & I completely sympathize with you - that smoky smell permeates everything. I really hope you and your neighbors are friends & they are worth the inconvenience. Also, you could breed dogs. Bacon lovers would pay a fortune for 'bacon-scented' pets," another wrote.

Perhaps this vegan runner should move to a strictly Hindu region of India where the vegans are just vegans and have no problems with their neighbors.

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