Sanders will suspend Facebook ads but still will appeal to the collective

Sen. Bernard Sanders (Communist-VT) is allegedly ending his Facebook ad campaigns after he got his ancient ass kicked by confused former Vice President Sleepy Joe Biden in Tuesday's primaries in which daredevil voters threw Wuhan virus caution to the side and went out to cast their vote to fight the spread of Communism to spread the state of confusion in their presidential hopeful.

Sanders got his biggest ass whuppin' in Florida, mainly because the Hispanic voters, especially those who suffered under the Castro regime, didn't give a rat's nether regions that Fidel supposedly increased the literacy rate among the population. The truth is, most of the people already knew how to read, but now they had to read the Communist Manifesto.

Hours after Biden beat Sanders in Arizona, Florida and Illinois, the angry old commie pushed the pause button his FB ads, said Axios. This is generally a sign that the ad puller is planning to pull out of the campaign and rather waste more money on something that doesn't work, he would rather squirrel it away from the public's eyes.

Both Peter Buttigieg and Michael Bloomberg inactivated their FB ads right before announcing the suspension of their campaigns.

According to a note from Sanders' campaign manager Faiz Shakir earlier in the day, the Vermont senator and his wife, Jane Sanders, [the former president of the now defunct Burlington College, which she was the major reason it went bankrupt], are headed back to Vermont to "begin holding conversations with supporters to get input and assess the path forward for our campaign."

"The next primary contest is at least three weeks ago," Shakir said in a statement. "Sen. Sanders is going to be having conversations [aka yelling matches] with supporters to assess his campaign [because he still doesn't understand that he lost]. In the immediate term, however, he is focused on the government response to the coronavirus outbreak [which Sanders sees as a capitalist plot to ruin the country for reasons only known to him] and ensuring that we take care of working people [which doesn't include him as he never actually worked a real job in his life] and the most vulnerable" [which would be him and Joe Biden with the Wuhan virus].

If you believe that Joe Biden should run the country, check out the video below, especially at about 5:25 to sadly see a confused man who should be at home on his porch, lost in the jasmine of his mind.

Just a little over a month ago, Sanders was believed to be unstoppable until he became the focus of the campaign scene and people began to listen to his ideas and realized he is a crazy old Communist.

He actually got kicked off a commune, a freaking commune, for not doing his "fair share" of the work.

“There's not going to be an election faw anotha three weeks," Sanders told reporters at Capitol Hill on Wednesday. He is hoping to make it but was told by his doctor not to buy green bananas.

"We ah tawking to owah suppawtahs. Anybody who suggests at this point we'ah ending owah campaign is not telling the truth,” Sanders babbled in Brooklynese [of which I am an expert as I was bawn and raised there, so faggedabowdit].

According to The Associated Press' delegate tracker, Biden currently has 1,147 delegates, while Sanders trails with just 861, giving him a similar chance of winning as a goldfish has in a bicycle race. A candidate must secure at least 1,991 delegates to clinch the nomination at the party's Milwaukee convention.

"It isn't fayah. It isn't fayah. Biden's got Wall Shtreet and the big oil companies on his side. All I got is a bunch of naive kids and a handful of Flowah Children."


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