Bernie Sanders 'major plans' to be funded by more taxes, lawsuits and unicrorns

Bernie Sanders released an unbelievable fact-sheet that can only convince people who have never been self-reliant on their existence or ran a business that his plan is anything more than a pipe dream, the pipe being loaded with crack cocaine and unicorn dung. The plan is "designed" to pay for his sweeping new "everyone gets a car, a house, free medical care, tuition forgiveness, and free school." And all that is needed to pay for it is mostly to come from new taxes and massive lawsuits.

The octogenarian communist tried to assuage complaints from Republicans and some rival Democrats [as well as others who own calculators and know how to use them], that his plans are crazy, economically bizarre, and naive at best.

Sanders revealed his crazy plan after he did a head-turning CBS News interview in which the frustrated commie said he couldn't "rattle off to you every nickel and every dime" about his proposed expenditures.

He released his silly plan on his website just minutes after promising to do so during a CNN town hall.

But, the fact-sheet highlighted for the first time that many of Sanders' expected cost-saving measures relied heavily on guess work with nothing to back it up. For instance, he claimed, with no details or evidence, that his Green New Deal would somehow create "twenty million new jobs," which would then ensure $2.3 trillion in "new income tax revenue."

Kids love happy stories.

Then again, with nothing to substantiate his wild claim, the old commie promised that by "averting climate catastrophe we will save $2.9 trillion over 10 years, $21 trillion over 30 years, and $70.4 trillion over 80 years."

Additionally, Sanders promised that by "averting climate catastrophe we will save: $2.9 trillion over 10 years, $21 trillion over 30 years and $70.4 trillion over 80 years." No information was provided to validate that hallucination.

At that rate, by 2200, we could save a quadrillion bucks and buy the moon. . . . then a quintillion bucks . . . a sextillion [that sounds like a Hollywood number] and so on. Give it time and Bernie will be able to put affordable housing on galaxies far, far away.

There'll be more money than trees to make the paper to print the money.

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