Suitcase full of 'delicious' dead birds from China intercepted at Va. airport: AOC was there

Some people enjoy ratatouille and apparently others enjoy the taste of skewered rat. But let us not fool ourselves into thinking that a suitcase stuffed with dead birds coming from China, the hub of the coronavirus [now renamed COVID-19], is a delicacy that should be shared throughout the world. Heck, if the dead birds came from anywhere on earth it would be a problem and as weird as hell, but freaking China? No way should that pass the smell test.

WTHR reported Monday that U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agents intercepted a package at Dulles International Airport in Virginia that was filled with small dead birds.

Rep. Alexandria Occasionally-Comatose (socialist D-NY) happened to be at Dulles International Airport when the plane unloaded and when the customs inspector shouted "Look, dead birds!" she immediately scanned the ceiling of the terminal in search of the poor creatures.

"I don't see nothing"

“According to officials, the traveler arrived on a flight from Beijing, China on Jan. 27, 2020 where the traveler’s final destination was to a residence in Prince George’s County, Maryland,” WTHR reported. “During a baggage examination, CBP specialists discovered a package with pictures of a cat and dog that the passenger said was ‘cat food.’ The package, according to officials, contained a bunch of unknown small birds, about 2.5 to 3.5 inches in length.”

"But at least they weren't bats," AOC said to an agent who appeared to be on the verge of chucking his lunch onto the item in question. 

In an attempt to show America that she knows what a figure of speech is, after her recent blunder over the figure of speech "pulling oneself up by the bootstraps," AOC referred to the pile of dead birds and used the metaphor: "Well, this is certainly food for thought."

The customs agent upchucked the contents in his stomach.

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