O'Rourke: 'If by a miracle I'm elected, I'm coming for your fully semi-auto weapons of war'

Beto's secret signal to white supremacists

The following is satire but frightfully close to the truth.

Extreme leftist, multi-millionaire and beta economic husband with alpha wife, Robert Francis O'Rourke [aka Beto to appeal to the Hispanic voter] said that if there was a snowball's chance of him becoming President, he would confiscate tens of millions of fully semi-automatic scary looking weapons of war from law-abiding Americans, and would do it at gunpoint if necessary.

In a fit of fake rage and flappy arms O'Rourke shouted, "Ola amigos y amigarettes.  ¿Que pasa?" 

He quickly realized he was speaking in Charlottesville, Virginia and most of the people there don't speak broken Spanish. He continued in English with strong arm emphasis: "I will not stand for f***ing weapons of mass children killings to remain in the hands of NRA members and others and I don't give a s*** if the person who owns one of these sinister baby killers is law abiding or not. We're coming for his guns. Bank on it, mother******s!"

O'Rourke, who is barely polling better than a glass of water with a "D" on it, at a whopping 2%, is doing his best to sound edgy and cool, although he has given up riding in on his skateboard as he fires up a fatty. Remember, he's the cat that raked in a zillion dollars for his Senate campaign and lost anyway. Perhaps he would have had a better chance if he showed some respect to the U.S. Constitution, especially the Second Amendment.

O'Rourke who started out bright and shining like a glowing candle, has fluttered and sputtered out like a wooden match in a hurricane. But he isn't worried, he claims, because "the American people are going to wake up to the fact that I am the only one who can beat Trump at his own game, and if it comes right down to it, if he insults me on the debate stage after I win the Democratic nomination, I'll punch his f*****g lights out."

O'Rourke has been using recent tragedies to gain a foothold in his flaccid run for the White House and has showed us all how cool and edgy his is by dropping f-bombs, mf-bombs and a word that means excrement while flapping his arms or doing Nazi salutes to secretly gain the white supremacist vote.

And will someone please tell Bobby that there's no such thing as a fully semi-automatic weapon.

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