Mazie Hirono destroys the stereotype that Asians are intelligent

Single handedly Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI)  made an outlandish claim on Wednesday saying that the Trump administration "sits around every single day thinking of ways to be cruel to these migrants." Yes, they brainstorm on new and exciting ways to spread harm and evil on illegal immigrants and therefore, they should all be killed along with their supporters.

Okay, I added the last part because that's sort of what her words imply. If Trump and his cronies are doing bad things, that makes them bad people. Bad people need to be punished for being bad. People who support bad Trump conspirators in evil, need to be stopped. Antifa sounds like a good idea now, doesn't it?

“I think that the Trump Administration people sit around every single day thinking of new ways to be cruel to these migrants,” Crazy Mazie told host MSNBC's androgynous host Chris Hayes. “That’s what they do and tomorrow they will probably come up with something else.”

Picture Trump and Steve Mnuchin sitting in the Oval Office; Steve is hunched over the table, rubbing his evil hands together and sneering. "The aliens just keep coming over the border, Mr. President. What can we do to put a real hurt on them?"

"Well, we've used teargas when they breached the wall and attacked the guards. So they shed a couple of tears. So what? That was nothing," Trump says with an evil grin as he tosses back his preternatural hair. "That was nothing," he repeats. "Nothing. We need to do more. We need to make them pay. Is mustard gas legal? Is it made from mustard?"

"No sir, I don't believe so," Mnuchin says. "I don't think it's legal either but what if we could disguise it with maybe an actual mustard flavor so those f***ing [*] Democrats don't know what we're doing. Hey, I like that. What do you think. Mr Trump?"

"Okay. I like it. Let's go with the mustard flavored mustard gas and really give it to them at the border. They'll never know what hit 'em." 

Chorus of "Heh, heh, heh . . . heh, heh, heh."

"Okay," Mnuchin begins, "what about those damn kids in cages. What if we electrify the bars? That'll teach those little beggars that they can't just come here and get free stuff. It'll also really teach them that escape is impossible unless we say so."

"I like it. I like it. Let's go with the electrified cages. We'll use just enough electricity to knock them on their butts, but not enough to kill them. That'll come in my second term."

Chorus of "Heh, heh, heh . . . heh, heh, heh."

And that is how Mazie Hirono sees Trump and his administration because somewhere in Hawaii there is a village missing an idiot.

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