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Maher, who also hosts "Real Time," a vulgar HBO program that had been comical in the past but now depends on "Clapter" to win its audience, wants his party to narrow the field.
"Look, there’s too many people in this race," Maher decided, and handed his decision to his panel on Friday night. "So we saw them last night and the night before. I’ll give you veto rights, but I’m going to get rid of 10 of them right now. Is that okay? And if you disagree, just say."
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"Look, there’s too many people in this race," Maher decided, and handed his decision to his panel on Friday night. "So we saw them last night and the night before. I’ll give you veto rights, but I’m going to get rid of 10 of them right now. Is that okay? And if you disagree, just say."
The panel consists of several political geniuses but they weren't able to attend the show and he was stuck with the likes of Joy Reid, a bitter homophobe.
Maher went down the line of loons by holding up photos of the various underdog weirdos while telling them to "get the f**k out." They were: Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper, Sen.Michael Bennet (?) of Colorado, former Rep. John Delaney of Maryland, Rep. Tim Ryan of Ohio, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand of New York, Rep. Eric Swalwell of California, author Marianne Williamson, entrepreneur Andrew Yang, former Rep. Beto O’Rourke of Texas, and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio.
"This guy, Hickenlooper. Nice guy. No, get out. Nice guy. Get the f**k out
"This is Michael Bennett. You know if you Google Michael Bennett, the first five that come up aren’t even this guy. Get the f**k out.
"Oh, vice principal Delaney. Nice guy. Nothing here. Get out.
"Tim Ryan. I think he said one good thing. No.
"Kirsten Gillibrand. Al Franken says ‘Hello.’
"Eric Swalwell. I like him. But you know, too young, it looked like he was wearing a toupe last night. Get the f**k out."
When it came to the hippy-dippy Marianne Williamson, the actor Max Brooks interrupted and said that her presence at the debate was a complete mistake.
“She was never supposed to be there," Brooks said. "The crazy hippie lady. I heard there were too many Democrats, she snuck through security, she got herself on stage and Rachel Maddow was just too overwhelmed and didn’t notice."
"She said a great thing about healthcare that I’m going to try to read after the show," Maher replied.
When entrepreneur Andrew Yang came up, Maher applauded his intelligence but said he should not be in politics.
The mentioning of Beto O'Rourke prompted sympathetic sighs from MSNBC's Joy Reid. "Not youth pastor Beto. He reminds me of my daughter’s youth pastor. So, I feel badly," she said.
"Here, you can keep the picture. But he’s not looking good," Maher said, as he handed Reid O'Rourke's photo complete with his sweaty armpits in his blue shirt.
And finally, there was Bill de Blasio. “And this guy, start spreading the news. You’re leaving," the HBO host concluded.
Maher went down the line of loons by holding up photos of the various underdog weirdos while telling them to "get the f**k out." They were: Colorado Governor John Hickenlooper, Sen.Michael Bennet (?) of Colorado, former Rep. John Delaney of Maryland, Rep. Tim Ryan of Ohio, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand of New York, Rep. Eric Swalwell of California, author Marianne Williamson, entrepreneur Andrew Yang, former Rep. Beto O’Rourke of Texas, and New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio.
"This guy, Hickenlooper. Nice guy. No, get out. Nice guy. Get the f**k out
"This is Michael Bennett. You know if you Google Michael Bennett, the first five that come up aren’t even this guy. Get the f**k out.
"Oh, vice principal Delaney. Nice guy. Nothing here. Get out.
"Tim Ryan. I think he said one good thing. No.
"Kirsten Gillibrand. Al Franken says ‘Hello.’
"Eric Swalwell. I like him. But you know, too young, it looked like he was wearing a toupe last night. Get the f**k out."
When it came to the hippy-dippy Marianne Williamson, the actor Max Brooks interrupted and said that her presence at the debate was a complete mistake.
“She was never supposed to be there," Brooks said. "The crazy hippie lady. I heard there were too many Democrats, she snuck through security, she got herself on stage and Rachel Maddow was just too overwhelmed and didn’t notice."
"She said a great thing about healthcare that I’m going to try to read after the show," Maher replied.
When entrepreneur Andrew Yang came up, Maher applauded his intelligence but said he should not be in politics.
The mentioning of Beto O'Rourke prompted sympathetic sighs from MSNBC's Joy Reid. "Not youth pastor Beto. He reminds me of my daughter’s youth pastor. So, I feel badly," she said.
"Here, you can keep the picture. But he’s not looking good," Maher said, as he handed Reid O'Rourke's photo complete with his sweaty armpits in his blue shirt.
And finally, there was Bill de Blasio. “And this guy, start spreading the news. You’re leaving," the HBO host concluded.
The left is anxiously looking forward to Maher's next round with DOPES to determine who goes and who stays.
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