Bill de Blasio may run for POTUS: the world waits with baited breath

Comrade Warren Wilhelm Jr. [aka Bill de Blasio] the Mayor of New York City (Commie) just might be announcing his candidacy for the 2020 Democratic nomination for president of Amerika as early as next week. Meanwhile, the world holds its collective breath in hopes that he goes through with it and Republicans who know about him are hoping he wins the nomination. 

The information comes from the  New York Daily News. The paper cited four sources who wished to remain anonymous to avoid being sent to the Gulag. The sources are said to have "knowledge of [de Blasio's] plans," and noted Comrade de Blasio has been preparing a run at the White House over the past few months, and if elected, he plans to call his residence, the "Red House."

In February, Comrade de Blasio visited Iowa, the state which will hold the very first Democratic primary on February 3, 2020. Fewer than 100 people showed up to his events in Sioux City and Des Moines. Most were looking for directions to Highway 20 East toward Dubuque.

During his speech in Sioux City, the Comrade stated:

If you look at the everyday discourse, you might think this is a country mired in division and that conservative forces are dominant. I think it’s quite the opposite. ... I think this is a country waiting to be unified.

But you don't actually look at discourse, you hear it. And to believe what this cretin is saying is to believe conservatives rule the media. What nonsense.

In March, Comrade de Blasio visited South Carolina, another early primary state.

During the trip, he spoke about his [LOL] qualifications. "Not a single thing I’m telling you is a theory," the communist mayor said, having touted what he called his progressive bond fides. "Not a single thing is a policy paper waiting for some day a vote in Congress. These are things we’re doing in New York."

Other things they're doing in New York: 

large sodas, plastic straws used to drink sodas, styrofoam cups, trans fats in restaurants, smoking in commercial establishments and public places, sales of flavored tobacco, smoking e-cigarettes in public places, loud headphones and glass and steel skyscrapers. And chasing away Amazon from the city.

Not all by our Comrade, some by Bloomberg, but you get the picture.

Also in March, de Blasio traveled to New Hampshire, which will hold its primary a week after Iowa, and presided over a panel discussion about mental health. Unfortunately for the mayor, just 20 people showed up, 14 of whom participated on the panel, according to the New York Post. The other 6 people thought that lunch would be included.

Despite his pre-presidential trek through early primary states and his apparent enthusiasm for campaigning, Mayor de Blasio will have an uphill battle in the Democratic primaries. Notwithstanding the multiple ethics investigations from which he’s got away with, Comrade de Blasio is entering a field with 22 other crazy contenders, almost all of whom are more popular and slightly less execrable than he. In fact, millionaire Bernie Sanders thinks de Blasio is too far to the left.

A Quinnipiac University poll conducted in late-March and early-April asked New Yorkers if Mayor de Blasio should run for President. Fully 76% said "No." Even 73% of New York Democrats don’t want him to run, according to the poll. Part of the reason for his unpopularity, Brain Flushings believes, may be due to the fact that he totally sucks and people don't tend to vote for such suck-worthy candidates.

Finally, de Blasio is for killing babies right up to the time of birth and perhaps even beyond. When legislation was passed in New York regarding abortion, the scumbag mayor lit of the Empire State Building in pink to celebrate their right to murder people who could not speak for themselves.

A glass of water, to use Nancy "Dancing Dentures" Pelosi's analogy, would get more conservative, pro-life votes than this piece of garbage.

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