Biden makes contact with the dead: "Beware the eyes of Trump"

The following is satire based on the incredible truth.

Joe "Jumping Dentures" Biden may have finally made contact with the beyond at a seance. Or maybe he's just plain crazy goofy, but he claimed that the late Margaret Thatcher, who died six years ago, spoke to him and warned him about President Trump.

Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden  had to walk back his claim over the weekend after telling donors Margaret Thatcher is concerned about the United States under President Trump. He knew nobody would believe him, even if he actually did hear Maggie talking to him from behind a black curtain at the seance.

Woooooo.

Ms. Thatcher, the former prime minister of Britain, died in 2013 – nearly two years before Trump launched his first campaign for president.

According to Bloomberg News, Biden eventually corrected himself, explaining to the donors he meant to say British Prime Minister Theresa May instead of Thatcher, blaming the mix-up on a “Freudian slip.” [Biden often wears Freudian slips to bed at night to tickle Jill's fancy.]

Henny Youngman may have been the "King of the One-Liners," but Joe Biden is "King of the Gaffes." And lately, they are coming more frequently than Hamas rockets heading toward Israel.

Biden’s confusing comments came Saturday during a closed-door fundraiser in Columbia, South Carolina. He listed Thatcher as one of 14 heads of state who he claimed has voiced concerns to him about Trump, the outlet reported. Also on the list were Gerald Ford, Tennessee Ernie Ford, Japan Prime Minister Sessue Hayakawa and Israel's Golda Meir.

During his wandering tour Sleepy Joe was asked by media if he had a nickname for President Trump. He replied that he didn't want to "get down in the mud" with Trump, then he got down in the mud and gave the sobriquet of "clown."

Brilliant!

“There’s so many nicknames I’m inclined to give this guy,” Biden said. “You can just start with clown.”

Other nicknames he thought might work were: "Donald Duck Trump," "Funny Hair Trump," "Sump Pump Trump" and finally "Not a Very Good President Trump."

Brilliant!

When asked what he planned to do to relax at night while on the campaign trail, Biden said, "I'm just gonna sit in a nice, hot bathtub and watch those old bubbles rise to the top."


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