ISIS bride and 3 time loser wants to come to America

Would vote for Ilhan Omar

Syria -- She called for the death of Americans and when asked about it she said, "No comment." She married a total of 3 ISIS jihadis; all were killed by U.S.-led forces. Her name is  Hoda Muthana,  she was born in New Jersey, lived in Alabama, joined ISIS and now she wants to return to the United States. Except her father was a diplomat which means she isn't a U.S. citizen.

She is now living in a crap hole camp in Northern Syria – and Benjamin Hall of Fox News tracked her down.

“I just want to go back home,” the cute terrorist said and laughed inappropriately. “I want my son to see my family, I want him to be safe in Syria. It’s not safe here, no matter what my government tells me.”

It isn't your government.

But Muthana is not and has never been a U.S. citizen. Her father was a Yemeni diplomat at the time of her birth which means that she doesn't have to answer to the U.S. Constitution because under the law, she's Yemini.

Her lawyer is fighting this fact.

President Trump and secretary of State Mike Pompeo have each said she isn't welcome. In February, Trump tweeted that he instructed Pompeo to not “allow Hoda Muthana back into the country.” Screw her and the camel she tried to run in on.

While she was with ISIS,  she was a spokesterrorist for the group, calling for Americans to be killed.

“Americans wake up! Men and women altogether. You have much to do while you live under our greatest enemy, enough of your sleeping! Go on drive-bys and spill all of their blood, or rent a big truck and drive all over them. Veterans, Patriot, Memorial etc Day parades..go on drive by’s + spill all of their blood or rent a big truck n drive all over them. Kill them,” she tweeted last month in a post that has since been taken down.

She now claims ISIS took over her Twitter account, and with therapy, she could put aside her blatant hatred for Americans and all other infidels, 'especially those Joooze,' and become a model citizen.

“Before I came, I’ve never done any crime and I’m sure I’m not going to be doing any crimes in the future,” she claimed, “and I know I’ve come to Syria and look like I am a supporter of the worst terror group in history.”

Because she is a supporter.

Muthana  claims she was radicalized online. A shy unassuming, sweet young terrorist, she began living a double life on social media after being given a smart phone at 18.

In 2014, ISIS was ascendant, committing horrible atrocities, enslaving, raping women, beheading and stoning people, conquering vast areas of territory. It eventually ruled over 8 million people. Muthana, then 19, was was seduced by the beheadings and stonings and went to join them.

“I didn’t hate America” she laughed as she lied to Fox News. “I didn’t hate anything. I just thought it was obligatory – when I started practicing I was very scared of the concept of hellfire. The Qu'ran told me to go.”

Books don't talk. She decided on her own that killing infidels was her ticket into Jannah, or paradise.

She took some money earmarked for college, and got on a plane to Turkey, from where she was smuggled across the border to Syria. It was only then that she turned on a phone and called home – telling her mother she was with the terror group.

They have always condemned her move. She said she was ‘brainwashed.”

The thing is, if you're brainwashed, you don't know you're brainwashed.

Once in the ISIS capital of Raqqa – she was held in a locked house for women until marrying. Her first husband, Suhan Rahman, was a well-known Australian fighter who was killed in battle.

She went on to marry two more scumcrumpets – both who were also killed in battle. Turns out they were lousy jihadis.

Muthana had a little jihadi boy who’s now 19 months old. In the early days of the caliphate, life was a terrorist's dream: she was able get food, and fully embrace the ideology of a world caliphate with its carnage, raping, burning and beheading.

But as the U.S.-led coalition began to tighten the noose, ISIS began to lose the fight and even food started to become scarce.

When President Trump took office, he told the U.S. military to take the gloves off and kick some terrorist butt. Soon the airstrikes picked up and the poor ISIS families were moved from one town to another. They eventually ended up in the town of Baghouz, where they made their last stand and got their butts kicked even more.

Hall writes that every ISIS member he speaks to regrets their decision, but acknowledges the reason--they lost, we won.


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