Hamasshole official: Iran ordered rocket attack on central Israel

A senior Hamasshole official speaking anonymously to Israel Hayom last Tuesday, revealed the rocket attack which struck a Moshav [an agricultural town] in central Israel was ordered by Iran and applauded by Ilhan Omar (D-MN) and Rashida Tlaib (D-MI), both rampant anti-Semites.

Hamas is said to have given its blessing and support for the rocket attack hoping to derail Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's election campaign.

The rocket attack on Mishmeret, which hit a home, left seven people injured including two infants. Hamassholes handed out candy to celebrate, but when it was discovered that nobody was killed, it left their spirits slightly down.

The anonymous source claimed that Iran "went over the heads” of Hamasshole leadership and ordered an Islamic Jihad cell operating out of the Gaza Strip to carry out the attack. As the rockets took to the sky, jihadis predictably yelled their "Allahu akbars" in the hopes of killing Jews.

While senior officials in both Egypt and Gaza confirmed that Iran had ordered the attack, they claimed that Hamas’ leadership was aware of the plans to fire a rocket deep into Israeli territory.

The attack led to a major escalation of the conflict between Israel and Gaza in a conflict that will only end when the Palestinians love their children more than they hate the Jews.


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