McCabe may have planned to 'get rid of Trump by any means necessary' if he could get a consensus

The following is satire so don't fact-check me.

There is no clear-cut evidence that former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe was plotting to assassinate President Donald J. Trump and discussed the plot with former fired FBI Director James Comey, but it is certainly possible, given the political climate in this country. All McCabe needed was a consensus, and he was ready to do the job.

According to McCabe, the future of the nation was at stake and having a president like Donald Trump was "simply not going to cut it," anonymous sources say he said.

McCabe also alleges that Rod Rosenstein was on board with going "all 25th Amendment on Trump" although he never said it out loud "but I could see it in he=is beady eyes." But Rosenstein denies he ever had that conversation with McCabe because he always felt he couldn't trust him and he was " a bit of an a**hole." He also believes that it's possible, although there is no clear proof, that McCabe is having a secret affair with Russian leader, Vladimir Putin, but that would need further substantiation.

My source at Brain Flushings has discovered that Rosenstein's assessment is 'spot on' regarding McCabe, while James Comey disagrees and thinks that "Lordy, you cannot get a more upstanding, decent, patriotic American than Andy McCabe. I mean, golly, he is wonderful."

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