Evolving for votes

Barack Obama once believed a marriage is between a man and a woman, but he evolved. He evolved so much that he even changed his definition of what is a man and what is a woman. Now that's some serious science-be-damned evolving. It even got him elected as president not once, but twice.

Kirsten Gillibrand used to have an "A" rating with the NRA but she discovered that guns, in and of themselves, are immoral. Now she has an "F" rating. Border walls are now also immoral and Gillibrand has finally evolved to that position and hopes nobody remembers her "blue dog Democrat" days. She's running for president in 2020 on the platform that she is a woman, but she will not be nominated--even Democrats aren't that stupid--I suspect. Oh wait, never mind.

Tulsi Gabbard and her dad, Mike, were

"Woo"

dead set against same sex marriage and she was very critical of homosexual behavior. Definitely no friend of the LBGTQsilentP community, Tulsi has finally evolved and even apologized for having a different opinion than her leftist colleagues. In fact, she no longer demands that the country's leaders call radical extremists by that or similar terms, like she did with former President Barack Hussein Obama. She fits neatly into some of the intersectional victimhood criteria that will help her in the primaries, but she will likely be "taken out" by the Democrats in the circular firing squad that's sure to form.

No longer driving an auto after drunk driving arrest

Bobbo O'Rourke [aka Robert; aka Beto; aka "Down in the Mouth O'Rourke"] has also made the necessary evolution to win votes. Where in the past, he voted along GOP lines 30 percent of the time, and was dead set against free college for all, now he has evolved and gone the other way. Bobbo finally knows that the border wall is the bearer of "imminent death" to all who come near it. Now he believes everyone should go to college for free [on our tax dollars] because that, and killing your unborn baby, is your right.

Kamala Harris is a different story. According to Vote Smart "Kamala Harris has refused to provide voters with positions on key issues covered by the 2016 Political Courage Test, despite repeated requests from Vote Smart and voters like you." She also tends to speak in tautological ways--spouting obvious things such as: " The American dream belongs to all of us." "I think I have every piece of music Bob Marley ever made." "If it's worth fighting for, it's a fight worth having." Brilliant stuff here.

Bobbo

She is also too much like Hillary Clinton: as likable as genital warts. But she has intersectional creds and the left tends to think in victimhood terms. Harris is a Jamaican-Indian and despite her sucking as California's AG, according to the former newspaper New York Times, she stands a chance at challenging Trump in 2020, that is, if people on the left don't care how much she sucked as California's attorney general.

Field of doofy dreamers

Perhaps political courage isn't only the failure to provide to the public your ideological beliefs, perhaps it's also having the courage to stick to those you knew were right when you first said them out loud before you decided to run for the highest office in the U.S.A.

Will 2019 be the year you follow Brain Flushings and have a few laughs while you get a conservative viewpoint? Let's hope so, because politics is the new NFL without the mindless kneeling and this blog will both inform you and hopefully entertain you bigly.

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