Avenatti's future ex-wife takes him to the cleaners

Michael Avenatti, loser attorney for pornography performer Stormy Daniels and loser in divorce settlement with his wife, is not having a good month again and we who have been disappointed that he is no longer going to run for president in 2020, are worried that he may soon go into a profound depression, if he's capable of that.

On Wednesday, the 47-year-old so-called attorney reached a divorce settlement with Lisa Storie-Avenatti. He will have to hand over mucho dinero to the tune of thousands of dollars and other assets for liquidation, according to court papers.

The court filings in Orange County, Calif., as reported by TMZ, indicate the judge has ordered Avenatti to pay  Lisa Storie-Avenatti $162,295 per month in child and spousal support retroactive to Jan. 1, 2018. The combined total amounts to more than $1.9 million upfront.

The chances that he will actually follow the order are about as good as finding bar mitzvah photos of Osama bin Laden in Israel.

The judge ordered the crooked lawyer to fork over his assets for liquidation including five luxury wristwatches – some worth $50,000 – a Frank Gehry sculpture, several pricey works of art, and a 2017 Ferrari 488 GT Spider worth about $300,000, according to the report.

The judge also mandated that Avenatti’s law firm, Avenatti & Associates, transfer its interest in a 2016 Honda private jet.

He also owes money to one of the lawyers at the firm to the tune of around $4.8 million.

Avenatti married his fortunate wife in May 2011 and separated last December, the New York Daily News reported.

Avenatti had been laying the groundwork for a 2020 presidential run, and even visited early voting states. But after a bunch of setbacks, including his recent arrest on suspicion of felony domestic violence, he canned those ambitions. He wrote:

"After consultation with my family and at their request, I have decided not to seek the Presidency of the United States in 2020," Avenatti said in a statement released on Tuesday. "I do not make this decision lightly - I make it out of respect for my family. But for their concerns, I would run."

In November, Avenatti was arrested on suspicion of felony domestic violence after an alleged altercation with a 24-year-old actress in Los Angeles. The felony charge was later dropped but the case is still not resolved.

Avenatti denied the accusations against him and wrote on Twitter that he was looking forward "to a full clearing of my name."

But to fully clear his name, he would have to change it. Hey, maybe he go the transgender route.

It seems that Avenatti is to law as Jim Acosta is to journalism.


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