Muslim woman blows herself up near police station: no other injuries reported

Moscow [Nov. 17] -- A hijab-clad Muslima blew herself to smithereens, kingdom come, little bite-size pieces on Saturday in the hopes of killing cops in the police station by the scene, and thereby entering Jannah, or Islam's version of Paradise.

Sadly for her, and happily for the innocent cops, she only succeeded in killing herself. But since she failed in her jihad, she cannot lay claim to the Koran's promise of Paradise to those who "kill and are killed" for Allah [aka: Mohammed] (Sura 9:111).

Due to the fact that her body lies all over the place, lifeless and bloody, she will not get another go at killing others. This was a 'one-shot deal.'

The Reuters story was titled: "Woman sets off suicide bomb up near police station in Grozny." They never mentioned that she was on a jihad mission because that would have been Islamophobic and racist.

The RIA article said, "A woman blew herself up on Saturday near a police station checkpoint in the Chechen capital Grozny in the south of Russia, RIA news agency said. Nobody else was killed or injured in the blast."

Now we can wait and see if ISIS takes credit for the screw up.


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