All Feinstein can do now is smell her fingers

"All I may have left is smelling my fingers"

California Democrat Senator Dianne Feinstein was abandoned and overwhelmingly outvoted Saturday by her party who supported her opponent, Kevin de León.

Only 7 percent voted for Feinstein (22 votes) while 65 percent voted for de León (217 votes) and 28 percent (94) abstained. But in the June primary, the 25-year liberal won with 44 percent while de León only received 12 percent. Both liberals will be on the November ballot.

"I don't know what I'm going to do if I lose my Senate seat," Feinstein told my guy in the field, Vinny Boombots. "I graduated Stanford with a B.A. in history. What the hell can I do with a useless history degree? Teach? I'll be damned if I'm going to teach a bunch of entitled little twerps. No way Jose."

"What else can you do, Senator?" Boombots asked.

"I guess all that I have left is to sit around, complain a lot, and smell my fingers."

The vote for de León is a clear rejection of what used to be sane politics, as now the party goes further to the left and into the ocean.

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