In North Korea they don't smoke grass, they eat it

The Grasslands of North Korea -- Porcine dictator of North Korea, Kim Jong Un, knows that when you gotta eat, you gotta eat. If he knows anything, it's that.

Now his regime is giving soldiers in their army months off at a time so they can grab some grub. But they need to be careful not to grab grubs in the grass they may end up ingesting as they scrounge for food while Kim stuffs his fat face and busts through another pair a pants.

According to a new report, the hermit nation is in a dire state regarding food availability. It's amazing what they consider food.

Brown water is the red

wine and grass the new vegetable.

There's a photo published in the Seoul-based website  Daily NK of North Korean soldiers foraging through a corn field looking for something to eat.

"Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit"

"The officers know better than anyone that they must feed their soldiers in order to maintain morale, and that rations of cornmeal with very few calories only serve to instill disillusionment among them," one source from Ryanggang Province told the website.

Many residents have been "expressing pity about the situation," other sources explained. Officers in Ryanggang Province have been "giving soldiers 2 to 3 months leave to gather food."

Meanwhile it looks like Kim has put on a few more pounds.

North Korea has experienced a poor harvest, a drought and sanctions that have left the government with reduced food rations. 

But not to worry--soon Kim will push that button on his desk that Hillary Clinton gave to him that she thought says in Korean: "Launch Button" but actually says: "Lunch Butter." 



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