Hamas founder shoots himself in the head: remains in critically dead condition

He was considered by many the world's most prestigious anti-Semite since Adolf Hitler. Imad al-Alami (aka "Mad Al") critically killed himself by accident when his personal weapon was pointing at his head when it went off.


Fawzy Barhoum (aka Lousy Fawzy) spokesman for the terror group made the announcement saying the genius shot himself on January 9th. It turns out Alami never took a gun safety course with the NRA or any other group that offers them.

It was reported that the bullet went right through his zabiba, pierced the brain killing all 2,004 cells instantly, and sent Alami on his journey to Jannah to meet his virgins.

Al-Alami, 61, with a matching IQ was "inspecting his personal weapon in his home and is in critical condition," Barhoum said at the time.

The Hamasshole was rushed to a Gaza City hospital where a crack team of online medical school graduates worked on him with no success.

Dr. Mamoud M. Mohammad, one of the attending online medical school graduates said, "Al-Alami looked so peaceful as he lay there on the table, with the blood pouring out of the hole in his head. We did all we could to save him and tried to repair his brain, but we didn't have much to work with and poof, he was gone."

Al-Alami was considered one of the Gaza terror group's most important assets, due to his close ties with the Iranian government, a major sponsor of Hamas. He also had a very warm, very close relationship with Hezbollah head Hassan Nasrallah, another client of the Iranian regime.

In recent years, al-Alami operated out of Turkey. He had been receiving medical treatment there and was scheduled to undergo anger management class there, but killed the teacher and refused to go to another class.

He was considered to be a founding father of Hamas and returned to the Gaza Strip in 2012, where he previously served as deputy chief of Hamas' Political Bureau [aka "The Office of Deception"] and once chaired its "Intifada Committee."

In November, 2016, al-Alami was said to have been selected as Hamasshole chief Ismail Haniyeh's designated successor and camel driver.

The shooting incident fueled a number of conspiracy theories. Some blame the Jews because they always blame the Jews for everything they can. Some blame Donald Trump. Some even say Donald Trump is a Jew and this is why he killed Alami.

The truth is, this couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.



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