The Clueless News Network's Chief Medical Correspondent Sanjay Gupta has diagnosed President Trump with heart disease, ear wax, morbid obesity and the heebie-jeebies. Gupta is a renown physician famous for his diagnostic abilities and is so incredible, he doesn't need to actually meet his patients "to know what's ailing them."
Gupta's secret is mind melding through intense meditation. He says that all he needs to do is focus on a photo of a person while holding his hand to his temples and he can diagnose with "pin-prick accuracy."
Gupta (aka "Guppy") claims the real White House physician, Ronny Jackson, doesn't know what he's talking about when he claimed that President Trump was in "excellent health" after conducting an extensive actual exam in person on Mr. Trump at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center last week.
Dr. Jackson was bombarded with almost an hour's worth of questions from reporters hungry to find President Trump either crippled, crazy or blind. One reporter asked if the president wears dentures. "You mean like George Washington?" he did not reply.
The fact is that Trump's cholesterol is elevated and being treated with medication and he is overweight.
This was all Gupta needed to make his expert diagnosis, declaring that Trump has heart disease. It prompted people on both sides of the political aisle, obviously unaware of Gupta's use of English, charming smile and unbelievable diagnostic acumen, to ridicule him.
"This is math," Gupta began, unaware that it is actually medicine and that the AMA prefers that physicians actually meet the patients they're diagnosing. "This is based on the numbers that Dr. Jackson provided. The President has heart disease."
Gupta is obviously a CNN lackey who will flush his ethics down the toilet for his paycheck.
Even HuffPost Editor in Chief Lydia Polgreen, whose site is so anti-Trump that they refused to cover him in the political section in the early stages of his campaign, wrote, "I'm not a doctor but this seems like a stretch."
Free Beacon reporter Alex Griswold asked: "What else did former Hillary Clinton advisor Sanjay Gupta say?"
Gupta was not included in President Trump's Fake News Awards.
What an oversight.
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Gupta's secret is mind melding through intense meditation. He says that all he needs to do is focus on a photo of a person while holding his hand to his temples and he can diagnose with "pin-prick accuracy."
Gupta (aka "Guppy") claims the real White House physician, Ronny Jackson, doesn't know what he's talking about when he claimed that President Trump was in "excellent health" after conducting an extensive actual exam in person on Mr. Trump at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center last week.
Dr. Jackson was bombarded with almost an hour's worth of questions from reporters hungry to find President Trump either crippled, crazy or blind. One reporter asked if the president wears dentures. "You mean like George Washington?" he did not reply.
The fact is that Trump's cholesterol is elevated and being treated with medication and he is overweight.
This was all Gupta needed to make his expert diagnosis, declaring that Trump has heart disease. It prompted people on both sides of the political aisle, obviously unaware of Gupta's use of English, charming smile and unbelievable diagnostic acumen, to ridicule him.
"This is math," Gupta began, unaware that it is actually medicine and that the AMA prefers that physicians actually meet the patients they're diagnosing. "This is based on the numbers that Dr. Jackson provided. The President has heart disease."
Gupta is obviously a CNN lackey who will flush his ethics down the toilet for his paycheck.
Even HuffPost Editor in Chief Lydia Polgreen, whose site is so anti-Trump that they refused to cover him in the political section in the early stages of his campaign, wrote, "I'm not a doctor but this seems like a stretch."
Free Beacon reporter Alex Griswold asked: "What else did former Hillary Clinton advisor Sanjay Gupta say?"
Gupta was not included in President Trump's Fake News Awards.
What an oversight.
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