U.S. prepares swift kick to testicles of NoKo

If push comes to shove, the United States is preparing to give North Korea a swift kick to the testicles to knock out their nuclear weapons program. They refer to it as a "bloody nose" but my term is closer to reality.

The White Houses has "dramatically" pumped up its military plans because it's beginning to look like diplomacy only works for rationale regimes and North Korea is anything but rational as Kim Jong Un, the corpulent cherubic dictator, is likely to try and make good on his threats.

One option is to destroy a launch site before the regime uses it for another missile test. Another option would be to target their weapons stockpiles. 

In combination, these two would amount to something akin to a kick at the groin of the rogue nation.

The Trump administration hopes a pre-emptive action such as these would show "Li'l Rocket Man" that we aren't playing with them and we will stop their warlike endeavors and persuade them to negotiate.

I believe this is a good idea because Kim only seems to understand strength and basketball.

"The Pentagon is trying to find options that would allow them to punch the North Koreans in the nose, [aka- kick them in the balls] get their attention and show that we're serious," a former US security official told The Telegraph. 

The paper said that Trump's decision to launch 59 cruise missiles against a Syrian airfield in response to Syria's chemical weapons attack that killed over 80 civilians, is a clear indication of his resolve.

The current plans show that President Trump is more willing to use a military option than previously thought.

Sen. Lindsey Graham (R.-S.C.) told the Atlantic that he believed there was a 30 percent chance that Trump would use a military option, but if the North Koreans tested another nuclear weapon, that percentage would be 70 percent.

A British source who recently attended a briefing with US national security adviser H.R. McMaster and other officials left the meeting feeling scared and alarmed by President Trump's resolve in not allowing North Korea to dictate whether or not they will get nuclear weapons.

Secretary of State Rex Tillerson wants desperately to negotiate with the hermit nation but President Trump keeps insulting Kim and says that diplomacy is a waste of time.

Perhaps it's Trump's genius of getting the world to think he's just crazy enough to blow NoKo out of the water. Or perhaps Trump is shooting from the hip, not realizing how dangerous his talking can be, and not censoring his thoughts.

We'll only know when the proverbial dung hits the proverbial fan.


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