ISIS commander: the worst job in the world

If you win, you die. If you lose, you die. Not such a great gig to be a "Fightin' ISIS Scumcrumpet," is it?

ISIS commanders who screw up and fail to win in battle are being fed alive to hungry dogs in a brutal new and improved form of execution. 

Improved if you're a sick jihadist who has taken the commands of the Koran and performed a few creative tweaks with it, killing people who don't live up to ISIS expectations.

The new execution methods have been revealed by Hasan Khala Hasan, a Kurdish Peshmerga commander whose parents had little imagination when naming him. 

Hasan had been fighting on the Gwer front in northern Iraq. He said the killings were done after a number of ISIS defeats and loss of territory in Iraq and Syria. The purpose of the executions is to scare the crap out of living commanders and show them that they better follow rules and commands from their religious leaders.

Dier Ahmed (his friends call him Dier Straits) a Kurdish sociologist, told ABNA that "ISIS uses any members who are thought to be of no use, for the organization to frighten other members."

The U.S. military last week said the ISIS continues to lose control over territory across Iraq and Syria. They are now down to about half of what they once controlled in Iraq and all bets are off for a world caliphate. In fact, they'd be lucky to get a mosque out of the whole deal.

Last week, 25 Mosul folks were killed by being lowered into a vat of nitric acid, proving that these guys from ISIS are more interested in creative ways to kill than they are in simply chopping off heads or shooting their victims of this "religious' war. 

The excuse for killing these poor souls was that they were accused of spying on ISIS for the Iraqi security forces.

Witnesses said the 25 'spies' were tied together with rope and lowered into a large basin containing nitric acid and kept there until their organs dissolved. 

Another way victims were killed was by being crushed by a large boulder in Yemen. The terrorist organization put together a video entitled "Crush your enemies." The prisoners were dressed in blue jumpsuits and murdered using different methods: crushing, knives, guns, and acid, just to name a few methods.

Upon seeing the video, American liberals called for more gun control.


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