The Weedster warns the felon about VP running mate selection

Harry Reid (aka Hairy Weed) is yet another man with a feminine voice to add to Hillary Clinton's gastric disturbances.

The Senate minority leader (who believes that minority folks, with the exception of Obama and several others, speak with a "Negro accent") is now warning the presumptive felon and DNC frontrunner, that she better be careful about who she calls upon to be her running mate. Hairy vowed to "do whatever I can" to stop her from choosing a Democratic senator from a state led by a Republican governor.

Of course, with the overwhelming butt-whooping the GOP gave to the party of the KKK in the last gubernatorial elections, Hillary is going to have to look hard.

"If we have a Republican governor in any of those states, the answer is not only no, but hell no and I would do whatever I can, and I think most of my Democratic colleagues here would say the same thing," Reid whispered in his annoyingly high tone of voice. "I would yell and scream to stop that," he added, sounding like Richard Simmons in Boys Town.

The Harry reasoning is thus: if Hillary picks a senator as her running mate from a state with a Republican governor and win the election [and not go to prison] the state's governor would fill the seat until new elections are done. This would clearly flip the state over to the GOP making Harry's goal to have a Democratic senate much more difficult and cause his voice to go to a higher octave. He might never get Democratic control again and this would decrease his ability to rule the country before he retires.

Reid prior to getting the crap
knocked out of him

The Weedster's bid to forestall that scenario immediately eliminates some high-profile leftists that have been 'floated like flatulence' as possible Hillary VP picks. Massachusetts Sen. and Indian princess Elizabeth Warren is one such socialist. Like most Democrats, she believes your money grows on trees.

Nobody knows if she will heed Harry's warning, but whatever she says, it is highly likely the opposite is true.

Reid suggested Dem. Texas Sen. Lloyd Bentsen as a possible running mate, a guy who was appointed Treasury Secretary by Hillary's husband Bill in 1993. 

Reid is planning to retire soon and may go back to getting his ass kicked as a boxer if retirement doesn't work out.








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