Wednesday, May 4, 2016

California gets stoner vote, man

California has been able to collect the 600,000 signatures required to qualify for the November ballot regarding the legalization of marijuana. Unfortunately, none of the signatures were legible and none were signed in the proper box.

To make matters worse, the documents were misplaced and accidentally thrown out in California's garbage.

President Obama, however, has vowed to sign a presidential order that will allow marijuana to be sold.

Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, has vowed to get rid of all presidential orders that "that loser, Obama, has ever written."


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