Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Terrorist One: Cover Him Over 'fore he Stinks, Boys

We have a dead terrorist laid out on a slab in a funeral home. No cemetery in the Greater Boston area wants to allow him to be buried on their property, so the rotting dead guy has no place to go. His name was Tamerlan Tsarnaev, better known as terrorist number one--I didn't want to use his name because he doesn't deserve the notoriety, but for clarity sake, I felt it is necessary.
Not to be mistaken for Miss America

His family has not claimed him, but his terrorist-loving jihadist mother would like his carcass to be returned to Russia at taxpayer's expense. She will not be coming here to retrieve her son because she would likely be arrested for the crime of shoplifting. Terrorist number one's father is mute on the subject, except to say he's too ill to make the trip here, and number one's uncle would like him to be buried in the Boston area. Fat chance.

I may have a solution to the problem. Tell me what you think of the idea if you would. How about we give him the same honor we gave to Osama bin Laden? We can swaddle the body in clean white linens, transport him via Navy vessel to the mid-Atlantic, have an imam say a Muslim prayer; perhaps he can say the al-Fahtihah:

In the name of God, the Entirely Merciful, the Especially Merciful.
All praise and thanks is for to God, [The] Creator, Owner, Sustainer of the Worlds.
The Entirely Merciful, The Especially Merciful.
Owner of the Day of Recompense.
You alone do we worship and You alone we seek for help.
Guide us to the Straight Path.
The path of those whom Your blessings are upon, not of those who You have cursed nor of those who have gone astray.

A Jihadist in "Heaven"
Those who have gone astray are the Christians, according to the Quran; those Allah has cursed, are the Jews. The al-Fahtihah is supposed to be recited 17 times a day--how's that for super-duper anti-Semitism and anti-Christian sentiment? It's a form of brainwashing. 

 I always marvel at how all powerful and mighty Allah is supposed to be, but he created so many mistakes by creating Jews and Christians, so say the Muslims, and then he needed the help of Muslims to kill them. Guess he isn't as powerful as they say.


My latest novel, Jihad Joe, is about Islamic terrorism and suspense.  In it I challenge the precepts of the religion through my protagonist, Zed Nill, a journalist, captured by terrorists and who is destined to be killed if the American President refuses to release three Gitmo prisoners.  Of course, American policy demands we never give in to terrorists, and for Zed, the clock is ticking.

Jihad Joe Soft Cover       




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