Friday, April 5, 2013

"I'll Have Gum and a Box of Day After Pills, Please"

Good news for pedophiles, their victims can now buy the "Day After Pill" of Plan B pill if they accidentally impregnate them. That means a pedophile can surreptitiously send his eleven year old victim into the pharmacy to buy bubble gum and the Plan B pill without a prescription, and nobody needs to be the wiser.

Of course the eleven year old doesn't need to be the victim of a pedophile to make this purchase, she can do it with her allowance money if her playmate, let's call him Little Johnny, happens to get her pregnant or believes she might be from their after school antics.

So why did a federal judge make this decision? You make the call.

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