Clown Wins in Gallop Poll, Defeating Village Idiot

In a recent Gallop poll taken across key swing states it was revealed that if Joe Biden was to run in a separate Vice Presidential election, he would actually lose dramatically to Bozo the Clown by a margin of 87% to 13%.  While a Vice President does not run separately from the incumbent President, the results are quite interesting, leading the Gallop pollsters to agree that Biden has the credibility as VP as Osama bin Laden would have had should he have declared himself a campaign candidate for the head rabbi of Israel.

Biden, stated that he would not dignify these findings with an intelligent response and said that he believes Bozo is the very same clown involved in the GSA scandal in which over $800 thousand was used to throw an elaborate party at the taxpayer's expense.

Bozo simply pedaled off on his unicycle and honked away into the sunset.




 

If you want a great read about modern day terrorism and suspense, my latest novel, Jihad Joe, is now available both in soft cover and as an Ebook--see the links below. 

Jihad Joe Soft Cover           

click here for ebook version  

Tweet