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If you're a fan of the legacy media, especially MSNBC and CNN, you know that President-elect Donald Trump is a lot like Adolf Hitler [aka Der Fuhrer]. And although they didn't actually explain why, and you may be confused as to President Biden's welcoming of Trump with open arms, promising to make the transition into the Oval Office as easy as possible, I have come up with nine incredible similarities between Trump and Hitler to help you with your next argument with those pesky MAGA people.
I have numbered them for your convenience and fast reference.
1. Not Gay: Both Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler are/were heterosexual. Unusual in this woke day of age where the men are men or women, and vice-versa, they do not/did not have sexual relations with other men or even with men who think or pretend they're women.
2. German: Trump is of German heritage. His paternal grandfather, Friedrich Trump was born in Kallstadt, Germany, making Trump more German than Hitler, who was born in Austria, making him almost German, but less German than Trump.
3. Both men love long overcoats and everyone knows that people who dress alike think alike--it's a fact.
4. Hitler had blue eyes. Donald Trump has blue eyes. Do I need to draw a picture?
5. Both men are/were right-handed. Coincidence of a damning fact?
6. Trump's wife, Melania, and Hitler's wife Eva, both speak/spoke German. See where this is going?
7. Der Fuhrer and The Donald both had/have very large fan clubs, although Trump's is not anti-Semitic. Still, you can see how similar both men are--you can hardly tell them apart except for Hitler being dead and all that.
8. Reading stuff: Hitler like to read Nietzsche and Schopenhauer. Trump likes to read Machiavelli's "The Prince," and Sun Tzu's "The Art of War."
So there you have it--this is total proof that Donald John Trump and Adolf Hitler are practically the same person. The main difference is that Hitler did not have a middle name, but that's about it.
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