Hezbollah's No. 2 allegedly airstruck

They say they love death more than we love life and so the IDF gave over a dozen death lovers what they love.

An Israel airstrike targeted a two-story building in Janta, Southern Lebanon Thursday, sending 14 death-lovers belonging to Hezbollah, Hamas, and the Palestinian Islamic Jihad to Jannah, their version of Paradise. There they will be greeted by 1008 virgins (72 each), gardens, rivers of wine that doesn't get them drunk, and "divine pleasure" doled out by young boys.

The strike resulted in the death of Hashim Safi Al Din, the Head of Hezbollah's Executive Council… pic.twitter.com/LBN1ecns2R— Breaking News (@TheNewsTrending) June 14, 2024

According to multiple (unconfirmed) social media posts, Hezbollah’s number two commander [and we all know what we mean when we say 'number two'] has been taken out in an airstrike in Lebanon.

According to Egyptian news, Hezbollah's number two leader, Hashim Safi al-Din was eliminated in an airstrike in Lebanon. pic.twitter.com/T2o22BFTGq— Aviva Klompas (@AvivaKlompas)

Hashim Safi Al Din, 60, was a Lebanese Shia cleric, and a senior Hezbollah official. He was also a maternal cousin of the secretary general of Hezbollah, Hassan Nasrallah. 

Safi Al Din: he's with his virgins and pretty boys now

Although this is still unconfirmed, Egyptian Media Sources are reporting that the Israeli strike on Janta did the trick in eliminating the jihadi after Hezbollah fired 215 rockets into Israel's civilian areas. Some triggered fires, but no casualties were reported.

Hezbollah has had ongoing clashes with Israel while the Jewish State is at war with Hamas. Israel has already responded before the latest news by taking another of their leaders, Taleb Sami Abdullah, who, they say, is ready to meet and greet Al Din in Jannah.

Lebanon’s Hezbollah movement has fired multiple barrages of rockets into northern Israel in retaliation for an Israeli strike which killed one of its senior commanders.

After the Israeli airstrike that killed Hezbollah official Abdullah, leaders fell out of love with death:

"The powerful elimination worries Hezbollah members. They now understand that the IDF knows much more about them than we do. Additionally, the operation indicates that Hezbollah's field security is not airtight and that the organization's intelligence system has been penetrated to such an extent that we were able to eliminate such an important sector commander. The IDF managed to infiltrate their networks and systems and identify the right people for elimination," Professor Amatzia Baram said, suggesting that this also impacts the leader of the terrorist organization.

So were they just pulling our collective leg all along when they bragged about loving death, yadda yadda?

I suspect they were.

Am Yisrael ChaI!

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