Rep. Lauren Boebert performs bilateral orchiectomy with a dull blade on Yoel Roth formerly of Twitter

Don't let her sweet face fool you--she will cut your balls off and put them on display for the world to see. Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) blasted former Twitter twits during the congressional hearing over the exposure of the Twitter files.

The feisty congresswoman was exposing Yoel Roth, the former head of Twitter's oxymoron known as Trust and Safety, and also Vijaya Gadde, the former chief legal officer at Twitter. Boebert was addressing the issue of unfair [aka unconstitutional] censorship toward conservatives. She asked these two scumcrumpets if they had ever shadow banned her in particular.

Shadow banning, also called stealth banning, ghost banning and comment ghosting, is defined by Dictionary.com as: a practice used in online moderation that consists of preventing a user’s content from being seen by others—either partially or totally—without the user being notified or aware of it. This is typically done as a consequence of violating a platform’s rules.

But in Twitter's case, they own the sandbox and make up the rules as they go along--even when there are no rule violations.

Both Roth and Gadde denied ever having shadowbanned Boebert, but she was prepared for the lying denial. She checked her notes and explained that there absolutely was interference with her account as she was provided with proof of that fact by Twitter's new leadership.

“Well, let me refresh your memory,” Boebert began. “On March 12, 2021, Mr. Roth, I know you looked at it because fascist Twitter 1.0 had a public interest exceptions policy which means for members of Congress to be shadowbanned, it had to go before you, Mr. Roth. So I’ll ask again: Did you shadow-ban my account? Yes or no?”

Roth made a second denial as his tiny testicles ascended in self-protection, but there was no real denying it as the cat was out of the bag, thanks to Elon Musk’s staff. 

She had the information that they had indeed shadow banned her and that she made a simple joke about Hillary Clinton being angry because she couldn’t rig her election. 

Roth’s response, according to the information provided to Boebert by the Musk crew, was to place a 90-day filter on her account so she couldn’t be found in searches and prevented notification for non-followers.

“This is considered an aggressive visibility filter,” said Boebert. “You silenced members of congress from communicating with their constituents. You silenced me from communicating with the American people over a freaking joke.”

“Who the hell do you think you are?” she asked.

Testicles continued to climb as Boebert continued to tongue-lash the former Twitter execs, showing what they did was clearly election interference. She also blasted them for suppressing the Hunter Biden laptop story and the banning of a United States President.

Boebert noted that they thought they were safe under Section 230, but she reminded them that this protection was for publishers, not editors and that the former staff of Twitter was acting as editors BECAUSE THEY WERE EDITING!

Boebert ended her fusillade of facts saying that she was angry, not for herself, but for the American people they had silenced.

“I am angry for the millions of Americans who were silenced because of your decisions, because of your actions, because of your collusion with the federal government,” said Boebert. “They can’t reach out to Elon. They can’t sit here today and hold you in account.”

Twitter shadow-banned millions of conservatives, including myself! They must be held accountable. pic.twitter.com/i5360gXPzl

— Rep. Lauren Boebert (@RepBoebert) February 8, 2023

During these hearings, Roth claimed he was “surprised” by the visibility filters put on elected officials, but Musk revealed that claim to be absolutely false seeing as how Roth placed many of them there himself.

Yoel Roth is a fake as the giant prosthetic breasts of the Ontario shop teacher. But by now, Roth must be singing in falsetto.

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