Saturday, January 21, 2023

Biden's brain Ron Klain may soon depart White House



A person in the know says White House chief of staff and possibly the man behind the curtain pulling some of Biden's strings, is preparing to leave his job in the coming weeks. Who knows, he has a fine shot at landing a slot at the Compromised News Network (CNN) if he plays his cards right.

Klain's abandoning ship expectation comes after a decent midterm election showing by the Democrats as well as a bipartisan infrastructure bill along with a lot of other socialist policies, including a tax package rejected by the GOP.

Klain has been chief of staff longer than any other Democrat in that position and he's apparently leaving before the proverbial poo hits the proverbial fan over the Biden classified documents scandal and newly uncovered information about his and his family's cozy relationship with the Chinese Communists.

Possible successors to succeed Klain is Steven Richetti, counselor to the house plant; Labor Secretary Marty Walsh, who is in no way related to the Daily Wire's Matt Walsh; former White House COVID-19 panic-response coordinator Jeffrey Zients; and Anita Dunn, a White House senior advisor and Teleprompter loader; and Agriculture Secretary Thomas Vilsack.


If Dunn gets the job, she would be the first non-lesbian white woman without a penis to get the position. She is the genius behind the "ultra-MAGA" labeling of Republicans and the mastermind behind Biden's "malarkey tour."

Biden was hoping to get a black, lesbian, non-binary, cis woman little person for the post but was unable to acquire one.

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