"Look, COVID is over, man": Biden pronounces the end is nigh

"Number 2 . . .  I just did number 2"

On the advice of his wife and eminent Doctor Jill Biden, the President announced that the COVID-19 pandemic is over, done, kaput. But don't throw your cloth masks away just yet.

This was not based on medical analysis but on the impending midterm elections and the need of the administration to appear to have accomplished something good for the country.

The alleged President spoke on CBS' "60 Minutes" Sunday night and made the declaration that the pandemic is officially over. This was Biden's first interview with a so-called news organization in seven months.

"Is the pandemic over?," a reporter asked Old Joe. "The pandemic is over. We still have a problem with COVID. We're still doing a lot of work on it," Biden mumbled.

"If you notice, no one's wearing a mask, everybody seems to be in pretty good shape," Biden added while he walked without swinging his arms, at the Detroit Auto Show. "But hang on to your masks in case I need to bring the pandemic back."

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Biden's secret handler had used the COVID-19 pandemic emergency as a reason for the administration's plan to end Title 42 as well as the recent student loan handout. The long-term goal, it appears, is to end capitalism and women's sports.

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