John Fetterwoman: when pandering sounds like a bad joke

"These are my bloomers and I'm proud of them"
Photo: Mark Makela

Pennsylvania Lt. Governor John Fetterman is running for State Senate. In an effort to pander to pink, blue and green-haired, nipple-pierced, pro-abortion, virtue-signaling people with unusual genders, he misgendered himself. This had social media cringing with major discomfort and having 'WTF' thought bubbles floating above their heads.

 

At a rally on the outskirts of Philadelphia that featured local and national leadership of Planned Parenthood, Fetterman brandished a hot pink t-shirt that resembled bloomers that someone on "The View" might sport. Emblazoned on the item was the word “Fetterwoman” in the same font as his campaign logo, providing us with the possibility that someone on his campaign team is as brain-injured as him. Only an idiot, or someone who sadly suffered a stroke but was an idiot prior to the medical event, would come up with such a bad idea and thought it was brilliant.

Some conservatives mocked the idea. “The CRINGE will melt your face off,” Newsmax commentator Benny Johnson said on Twitter.

During the event, Fetterman and top abortion activists blasted Republican Senate candidate Dr. Mehmet Oz for calling abortion “murder” at the early stages of pregnancy — although the candidate’s campaign said that he supports exemptions for rape, incest, and life of the mother. “Women are the reason we can win,” Fetterman remarked. “Don’t piss women off.”

So he pandered to them, which is a sign that he thinks  women are stupid and will appreciate his attempt at wit but he came off as a nitwit instead.

Now that Fetterwoman is apparently identifying as a woman, (s)he may need to redo his/her campaign application and shave his/her goatee. As it stands now, however, Fetterwoman sits when she pees and has become a huge Judy Garland fan.

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Fetterwoman is running against Dr. Mehmet Oz for the senate seat but is afraid to debate Oz as his thought processes have worsened since the stroke. Like President Biden, Fetterwoman is unable to use abstract thinking to a large degree and has likely dropped enough IQ points to qualify him for the SNAP program.

(S)he should drop out of the race and take care of his medical needs.

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