Jennifer Lawrence now dreaming of Ben Shapiro: 'Call me'

"Ben Shapiro gives me goosebumps and feelings of ferklempt"

Actress Jennifer Lawrence told the world that she told her therapist that she was having nightmares about Tucker Carlson of Fox News. She did not go into detail as to what Tucker may have done to her in her dreams, but use your imagination. She was distraught and fearful that these nightly dreams might come into fruition and he might attempt to change her vote.

Now the "Hunger Games" actress is dreaming almost nightly about Ben Shapiro, co-founder of the Daily Wire, and she has told her therapist that this is disturbing to her because she actually finds the bushy eyebrow-laden conservative cute, albeit unavailable as he is married to a doctor.

"I see Shapiro every night. He's wearing one of those Jewish things on his head and he is smiling at me, smiling directly at my beautiful face. I feel uncomfortable; I believe Jewish people refer to that feeling as "furklempt," and I reach out my hand to him and he rejects me, saying: 'You can't handle the truth.' I don't know what he means by that and ask him," she told her psychotherapist and her fans.

People on social media reacted to Lawrence's plight with mixed reactions.

"You wish you could have Ben Shapiro, you horrible leftist, you," one Twitter user tweeted twice. "He too intelligent to be with the likes of you and you aren't as pretty as you think you are."

"Oh really?"

Another wrote: "I used to think that what was said between a client and their therapist was confidential but you just couldn't help yourself, could you? That's a rhetorical question--google it."

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Meanwhile, Ms. Lawrence plans to continue her acting career and simply tweeted to Shapiro, "Call me."

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