Hunter claims poverty: says he can't afford to support his child

Just when you thought Joe Biden's son Hunter was a piece of human excrement, he erases all doubts from your mind. The 52-year-old boy who fathered a child by a stripper, is claiming that he cannot afford to pay support for that child at the level he had to be forced by the court to pay. 

Poor Hunter. He's the victim in all this and we just don't understand him.

All we do know about Hunter Biden is that he frequents prostitutes in Five Star hotels, screwed his dead brother's wife, snorts cocaine and smokes crack, video tapes himself incessantly doing the aforementioned, was the bag-man for his father in deals with China, Ukraine, and likely other countries, looses laptops, and shoots snot-balls of paint on canvas and calls it art and gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars because of his last name.

Poor, poor Hunter. He's the newest member of the victim class.

Somehow Hunter forgot that he ever had sex with Lunden Roberts, the mother of his "love" child. DNA tests proved he is the father of the child he never met and denied being the sperm donor of Navy Joan, his latest daughter and President Joe Biden's granddaughter.

But Hunter, being the kind of cool guy he is, wants nothing to do with Navy Joan and is asking a judge to reduce his child support payments due to a “substantial material change” to his income.

Portrait of the artist as a young schmuck

Poor Hunter. This isn't the first time he alleged extreme poverty when he learned he sired the child he never bothered to even meet and claimed he didn't even remember the encounter he had with her mother.

“I am unemployed and have had no monthly income since May 2019,” he said in a November 2019 court filing. He also mentioned “significant debts.” 

At this time he ended his bagman career as an influence peddler and shot art snot as an influence peddler. He reportedly sold $375,000 worth of prints for prints, not originals, of his "work."

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Poor Hunter: not only doesn't he remember that he dropped off three laptops to be repaired [hopefully the technician wore gloves], but he doesn't even remember the mother of Navy Joan.

Admittedly, it's difficult to pay child support when you have a drug and prostitute problem, but Hunter needs to put his nose to the grindstone and not fill it with blow.

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